“There’s another hold from NASA, another delay. Mia sits there, patiently waiting. What can be going through a cat’s mind at this moment?”
“Gordo? Gordo, I have to urinate.”
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Category: Cheap gags
It’s only business
I was gonna make this very argument yesterday, but Kevin Drum did it today, so I don’t gotta.
Looks like Rudy the Putz is getting fitted for those Redi-Mix traveling shoes.
“What the hell is this?”
“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Rudy Giuliani sleeps with the fishes. Which reminds me, any of yis seen Mick Mulvaney lately?”
Stations of the Double Cross
One more step along the way for Cheezwhiz Heist.
He’ll probably get away with crucifixion. Yeah. First offense.
Name that tool
We’ve had “Scarface,” “Joe Bananas,” and “Ice Pick Willie.”
So, whaddaya think Rudy Giuliani’s mob nickname is?
Leave your best guess, and the gun, in comments. But take the cannoli.
I’m cat, man
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, cat, man.
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