Name that tool

“Hey, what could I tell you?”

We’ve had “Scarface,” “Joe Bananas,” and “Ice Pick Willie.”

So, whaddaya think Rudy Giuliani’s mob nickname is?

Leave your best guess, and the gun, in comments. But take the cannoli.


19 Responses to “Name that tool”

  1. JD Dallager Says:

    Happy to show my ignorance here: Who’s the person in the photo?

    Looks like he’s pulling about 4G’s……or has some constipation issues.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      That would be Rudy “Fuhgedaboudit” Giuliani his own bad self, in a 2018 photo liberated for purposes of satire and parody from Alex Wong/Getty Images. Rudy photographs nearly as poorly as I do.

  2. B Lester Says:

    Rudy “Sack ‘O Hammers”? “Box ‘O Rocks”? Hard to describe how effing brain dead this waste of protoplasm really is.

  3. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Rudy “Songbird” Guiliani

    Once he’s indicted on money laundering, he will flip faster than a cheeseburger disappears in the oval office.

  4. Dale E. Brigham Says:

    Parakeet — Like POB said above, he will sing once the proper tension is applied to his testes. If anyone needs help with that, I am available. Dale in Mid-MO

  5. matlinp Says:

    Rudolph the Batshit Crazy Reindeer

  6. khal spencer Says:

    Rudy “Oilslick” Giuliani, since he is so slimy and slippery.

  7. khal spencer Says:

  8. John Says:

    Tutti Fruitti Rutti

  9. Hurben Says:

    I don’t want to go anywhere near this shit, nothing happening down here at the end of the Earth, move along, nothing to see here.

    Except for this, for you Pat o”B, please don’t tell anyone…

  10. Larry T. atCycleItalia Says:

    And everyone there thinks the mobsters are all over here in Italy? “Don the Con” is a mobster if there ever were any and just like the rest of ’em, surrounds himself with like-minded criminals, some of them are very, very stupid.

  11. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Rudy “Ratface” Giuliani?

    Rudy “Yellowbelly” Giuliani?

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