“Hey, what could I tell you?”
We’ve had “Scarface,” “Joe Bananas,” and “Ice Pick Willie.”
So, whaddaya think Rudy Giuliani’s mob nickname is?
Leave your best guess, and the gun, in comments. But take the cannoli.
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October 10, 2019 at 4:41 pm |
Happy to show my ignorance here: Who’s the person in the photo?
Looks like he’s pulling about 4G’s……or has some constipation issues.
October 10, 2019 at 4:47 pm |
That would be Rudy “Fuhgedaboudit” Giuliani his own bad self, in a 2018 photo liberated for purposes of satire and parody from Alex Wong/Getty Images. Rudy photographs nearly as poorly as I do.
October 10, 2019 at 5:10 pm |
Rudy “Sack ‘O Hammers”? “Box ‘O Rocks”? Hard to describe how effing brain dead this waste of protoplasm really is.
October 10, 2019 at 5:36 pm |
Boy, his divorce sounds like a lulu. The NYT tosses around numbers like “$230,000-a-month lifestyle.” I could have me quite the lifestyle on $230,000 a year. Hell, make it every other year. I’m not greedy.
October 10, 2019 at 5:21 pm |
Rudy “Songbird” Guiliani
Once he’s indicted on money laundering, he will flip faster than a cheeseburger disappears in the oval office.
October 10, 2019 at 5:43 pm |
I was thinking “Tweety Bird,” but Tweety has character. Rudy is a character. Tain’t the same, McGee.
October 10, 2019 at 6:45 pm |
Parakeet — Like POB said above, he will sing once the proper tension is applied to his testes. If anyone needs help with that, I am available. Dale in Mid-MO
October 10, 2019 at 7:32 pm |
Rudolph the Batshit Crazy Reindeer
October 11, 2019 at 6:50 am |
Rudy “Will the Defendant Please Rise” Giuliani?
October 10, 2019 at 8:15 pm |
Rudy “Oilslick” Giuliani, since he is so slimy and slippery.
October 11, 2019 at 7:05 am |
Or perhaps Rudy “The Putz” Giuliani, since he’s such a dick.
October 11, 2019 at 10:06 am |
That has a nice ring to it. Kinda like “Vinny the Chin”
October 10, 2019 at 8:23 pm |
https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/florida-men-tied-to-giuliani-arrested-on-campaign-charges/article_86669e1d-8c0d-5c4b-b1ab-0240a6f2bf79.html
October 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm |
Tutti Fruitti Rutti
October 11, 2019 at 6:48 am |
Tutti frutti, aw Rudy … wop bop a loo bop, a lop bam boom.
October 10, 2019 at 11:17 pm |
I don’t want to go anywhere near this shit, nothing happening down here at the end of the Earth, move along, nothing to see here.
Except for this, for you Pat o”B, please don’t tell anyone…
https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/116501337/stephen-colbert-arrives-in-new-zealand-to-film-for-the-late-show
October 11, 2019 at 5:06 am |
Good day Hurben! The secret is safe with me. After our asshole’s rally last night, Steven would be smart to just stay put and put down roots.
October 11, 2019 at 12:44 am |
And everyone there thinks the mobsters are all over here in Italy? “Don the Con” is a mobster if there ever were any and just like the rest of ’em, surrounds himself with like-minded criminals, some of them are very, very stupid.
IMPEACH THE MOFO ALREADY!
October 11, 2019 at 8:09 am |
Rudy “Ratface” Giuliani?
Rudy “Yellowbelly” Giuliani?