… whilst observing the proper socialist distancing, of course.
• Labor Day demonstrations reimagined worldwide.
• Virtual May Day rally, live on Vimeo.
• Amazon, Instacart, Shipt workers plan walkouts.
• Thousands of Americans expected to join rent strike.
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute — one minute — and is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?” he asked. “Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that.”
Jesus, this guy is dumb. Dumber than a bag of sunsplashed hammers. Dumber than a sack of freshly bleached hair. A few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
Sure thing, Dr. Demento. Let’s all mainline some Clorox, with tactical flashlights up our keisters. You go first.
“I would certainly be in favor of allowing states to use the bankruptcy route. It’s saved some cities, and there’s no good reason for it not to be available … My guess is their first choice would be for the federal government to borrow money from future generations to send it down to them now so they don’t have to do that. That’s not something I’m going to be in favor of. Or perhaps they might consider marrying into a wealthy maritime shipping family.” — Mitch McConnell on borrowing to assist state and local governments.*
* Except for that last sentence, which he’s never gonna say out loud the way he did when he was looking for a rich woman to marry.
Hm, lessee here:
• “Glitches prevent $1,200 stimulus checks from reaching millions.” (WaPo).
• “Small businesses in despair as fund for government aid runs out.” (NYT)
• “Trump’s ‘Open our country council’ runs into its own opening problems.” (NYT)
• “Clusterfuck: a complex and utterly disordered and mismanaged situation : a muddled mess.” (Merriam-Webster)
Well, that, as they say, is that. Comrade Eeyore is hanging up his hammer and sickle.
Quick, somebody tell me why I should be thrilled that Daffy Uncle Joe is going to be our nominee.
As The New York Times notes: “Mr. Sanders, 78, leaves the campaign having almost single-handedly moved the Democratic Party to the left. … But Mr. Sanders stirred deep unease among party leaders, and as he ascended to the top of the field in February, establishment Democrats scrambled to block his path, convinced his far-reaching proposals would alienate great swaths of the electorate and make him an easy target for Mr. Trump.”
Thank God for that, eh? Because the party leaders and establishment Democrats got it so right the last time around.
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