I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

January 3, 2019 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 16 Comments

No wonder the Chinese aren’t wasting their money on iPhones. They’ve been saving their pennies to debut a Pink Floyd space opera.

Mooned

February 5, 2017February 5, 2017 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 24 Comments

Big light in sky slated to appear in east.

Oh, great, now we got the moon out during the day.

Are we still blaming Obama for this sort of thing?

You’re fired

November 16, 2016 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 10 Comments

Fire! Fire! Fire! (Actually, it's just sunrise.) — Fire! Fire! Fire! (Actually, it’s just sunrise.)

Well, now we’re really fucked. The fire god has eaten the moon.

There’s gonna be a heartache tonight

January 19, 2016 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 11 Comments

Tree strangles moon in its crib, before it has a chance to become full. Thanks, Obama!

Bang! Pow! To the moon!

January 26, 2012January 26, 2012 ~ Patrick O'Grady ~ 14 Comments

The Man in the Moon — Ground Control to Major Newt. ...

Newt Gingrich wants to go to the moon. I propose that we send him there as soon as possible.

Dredge up an old Gemini capsule and a Titan II rocket, stuff Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer in there with him for company, and three … two … one … blast off!

The world is thus unburdened of a pair of massive egos and the bad-noise level in the United States diminishes considerably. You’re welcome.