The prez risks contracting Teh Crazy

The prez came to town today to address the U.S. Air Force Academy’s graduates. I hope he was inoculated against Teh Crazy before he left DeeCee to chat up the Blue Zoomies, ’cause Teh Crazy is an epidemic in these parts, along with viral stupidity. All we need is a stupid, crazy president. Oops, wait, too late — that was the last guy.

Meanwhile, and for the permanent record, Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-Asshat) is a chickenshit punk who was born in Leavenworth, Kansas, and should be returned there with all speed, to take up residence in the U.S. penitentiary for impersonating a U.S. congressman.

In a sane nation a would-be ward heeler like this numbnuts would be restricted to standing up to his fat ass in a ditch full of raw sewage with a shovel, where his shit-talking would have the audience of inattentive turds that it deserves. Alas, as I have noted before, while most states send their mental defectives to the state hospital, Colorado sends its fuckwits to the U.S. House.

• Late update: And Jesus H. Christ on an armored vehicle, who is handling press relations for Rep. Mike Coffman (R-HAL 2000)? This is what you get when cousins marry, or you elect a middle-school science project to Congress.

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4 Responses to “The prez risks contracting Teh Crazy”

  1. Charley Says:

    Truly, an eloquent political correspondent!

  2. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    Nice rant – you’re REALLY making it hard for me to consider getting on a plane to the USA in July!

  3. High Plains Drifters Says:

    If you ever want to test the “ignorance is bliss” theory and drop your IQ by 20 points, read the comments section to any Denver Post article. One might conclude that DP readers are the dumbest in the country, but more likely is that 99% of us realize that arguing with someone who has already made up his mind is a colossal waste if time, so all that’s left are the seriously lunatic fringe.

    The top comment caught my eye: that an Adobe Illustrator expert “proved” that the Obama birth certificates were all fake.

  4. Derek Says:

    That is why Lamborn won’t debate any of his opponents. He is just bright enough to know how dumb he’ll sound.

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