Jesus H. Christ. Couldn’t this asshole stick to painting pictures of himself in the bathtub?
And the less said about CNN, the better. Those dildos started toeing the company line before the echoes of the second plane hitting the South Tower faded and it’s been nothing but train wrecks ever since.
Tags: Alfred E. "Worry" Bush
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May 2, 2014 at 11:03 am |
Well I appreciate your efforts to keep us informed, I really could’ve done without reading this today. Sometimes there’s goodness in burying ones ostrich-sized melon in the sand and pretending certain things never happened.
May 2, 2014 at 11:04 am |
Cursed speech recognition! I said, “As much as I … ” and she heard “Well … “
May 2, 2014 at 3:59 pm |
I just bought a new iPad. When setting it up, it asks “do you want to use Siri?” I thought about you, and answered NO.
May 3, 2014 at 6:56 am |
Yeah, it’s pretty bad.
The other day my 4 year old asked me where frogs go in the winter. So I asked Siri.
I realize that just a couple of years ago, directly speaking like that to a computer wasn’t even an option.
And I expected Siri to default to her catch-all response: would you like me to search the web for that?
Instead, she pulled up Maps and showed me the nearest tack and groom stores.
I’m with Louis CK on this. The world is amazing and we’re all miserable. It would be pretty cool if Siri worked. It’s still pretty cool that it works 5% of the time.
The only time I’ve ever gotten pissed at her is when I needed to talk to the dealer about my wife’s car, a Hyundai Sonata Hybrid. She can’t pick up “Hyundai” to save her life. I wound up screaming ” Hyundai! Hyundai! Hyundai! Hyundai! Hyundai! Hyundai!” into the phone. She came back with “Sunday, Monday, Bloomsberg, empty, honey day, honey bun.”
Finally figured out that if you mispronunce it, Siri understands it.
May 2, 2014 at 3:23 pm |
this makes me so mad, what a dumb ass.
May 2, 2014 at 3:55 pm |
It’s probably against the law to write what I’m thinking right now so instead I’ll say if hell exists, I’d kind of like to go, just so I could see Bush and Cheney roasting on a spit down there, while ol’ Beelzebub squirts lighter fluid on the fire. I still have great memories of holding a sign “Bush-Cheney=Miserable Failure” as Dick’s motorcade went past…and ol’ Dick flipped me the bird from behind his bulletproof window. Wish I had a photo of that.
May 3, 2014 at 6:59 am |
I’m pretty sure that, on the day he was born, his parents took one look at him and said, yeah, he’s a Dick. They probably had Jordan or Isaac or Keith picked out, but instead sighed, nope, he’s a Dick.
May 2, 2014 at 4:08 pm |
I saw the headline, but avoided opening it. He is right on one thing he has said, “history will judge my presidency.” I guess he doesn’t know it already did.
May 2, 2014 at 4:34 pm |
Just thought of something. Maybe he invited Lance, and Lance said “sorry, I have to wash my hair, so I can’t make it.” Then hung up and thought to himself, “I refuse to go any lower.”
May 2, 2014 at 8:25 pm |
Gwen Ifill got it right. He is two parts bad actor.
May 2, 2014 at 9:43 pm |
As usual, The Onion gets it exactly right:
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/
May 3, 2014 at 6:45 am |
4k KIA, around 20k severely wounded, unknown numbers with TBIs and PTSD. And a bike ride for 16? Something wrong in the area of proportionality there?
Here’s an idea: a retroactive tax on those yellow car magnet ribbons. An even $1,000, all of which goes to VA hospitals. Last time I checked, “support” was an action verb. If you don’t pay the tax, someone paints a yellow ribbon on your car that says “I empathize with the troops.” Cuz that’s all you’re really doing with a made-in-China magnet.