EL viejo rojo

The coveted red leader's jersey.

The coveted red leader’s jersey.

I attacked myself without mercy in today’s stage of the Vuelta del Viejo and rode into the red leader’s jersey.

In an astounding bit of treachery intended to bamboozle my enemies, I actually wore the jersey throughout the stage, but as chief commissaire I chose to look the other way, as did nearly everyone else who saw me.

Naturally, both A and B samples came back positive for bacon, which is good for 10 bonus seconds, eggs over easy and a side of home fries.


6 Responses to “EL viejo rojo”

  1. Steve O Says:

    Leader group and broom wagon a la seme temps. Well played!

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Blueberry pancakes and home fries this morning. Am I on the podium? Or did I need biscuits and gravy?

  3. khal spencer Says:

    Blueberry pancakes, slices of melon, and strong coffee. followed by a ride into the Jemez and a trip back down in the driving rain.

  4. Libby Says:

    The breakfast of a champion!

  5. Hurben Says:

    A rusk & two cups of coffee as I prepare for the soul suck that is my working day…

  6. weaksides Says:

    Breakfast Sunday morning? Cower before me mere mortals! I had grits, one egg over easy, 3 slices of bacon, and three pancakes. Then I went for a 70 mile ride.

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