I attacked myself without mercy in today’s stage of the Vuelta del Viejo and rode into the red leader’s jersey.
In an astounding bit of treachery intended to bamboozle my enemies, I actually wore the jersey throughout the stage, but as chief commissaire I chose to look the other way, as did nearly everyone else who saw me.
Naturally, both A and B samples came back positive for bacon, which is good for 10 bonus seconds, eggs over easy and a side of home fries.
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Leader group and broom wagon a la seme temps. Well played!
Blueberry pancakes and home fries this morning. Am I on the podium? Or did I need biscuits and gravy?
Blueberry pancakes, slices of melon, and strong coffee. followed by a ride into the Jemez and a trip back down in the driving rain.
The breakfast of a champion!
A rusk & two cups of coffee as I prepare for the soul suck that is my working day…
Breakfast Sunday morning? Cower before me mere mortals! I had grits, one egg over easy, 3 slices of bacon, and three pancakes. Then I went for a 70 mile ride.