Our long national nightmare is at an end.
I’m not talking about The Hilldebeast’s emails, which continue to be the gift that keeps on giving, even when they’re apparently not even hers. No, I’m talking about the imminent return to El Rancho Pendejo of Herself, who has been road-tripping for two weeks through Tennessee, Colorado and Utah.
The Boo will be ecstatic, or as close to that state as is Boo-manly possible (an excitable boy he is not).
Herself is the only human he really cares about. I am deemed suitable for short periods as a food delivery/excretion collection specialist (second class), but when she is around The Boo wouldn’t piss on me if I were on fire.
Oddly, though, his favorite spot for daytime naps — even if she’s home — is my office, just behind my chair. Go figure.
Meanwhile, yesterday in my capacity as commander of the 29er Jones Mechanized Infantry, I seized the Hillsdale Loop in the name of the people. Being a heavily armed elderly white guy I went unmolested by law enforcement. But I eventually gave it back anyway. Hey, somebody has to let The Boo out.
And finally, Khal checks in from scenic metropolitan Bombtown, where he is recovering from some medical experiments and limited to hollering at Siri via iPhone:
I am in an immobilization sling for another month so typing is “hunt and peck” with my left hand. Hence I don’t do too much of it.
It’s getting to the point where I might be able to take off the sling in a couple weeks to carefully work the right arm so might regain my voice, so to speak, and that will be a relief.
Probably no biking till January except on the stationary torture setup.
P.S.: All the best to you and the gang.