Breaking news

It was an under-the-covers operation.
He is a Boo of action, to be sure.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (MDM) — Hidden-camera footage released Sunday afternoon appears to show Field Marshal Turkish von Turkenstein (commander, 1st Feline Home Defense Regiment) meeting in secret with Mia, a known Russian Blue.

Asked whether he would sack his household-security adviser, President Boo replied, “Zzzzzzzzzzz … slurp, smack … Russian? As in Russian dressing? Yummmmmm. … zzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

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  1. Have been riding in Tucson for a couple of weeks with BAC group. Nothing but gorgeous weather and some pretty awesome riding. I tried very hard to not talk or think about the rest of the world and it worked out pretty good. But now I’m on my way back home and reality comes crashing around me as the Border Patrol are out in full force grinning ear to ear. They even have big signs at the Border Patrol Stations to let everyone know, “We are hiring!” Just awesome that about half the people in the US have to wak

      1. We did not ride in Sierra Vista Pat. It sounds like we maybe missed out on that one. We rode Mt. Lemmon, both Saguaro parks, Agua Caliente, Sabino Canyon and a couple of others. It was a fixed based trip from St. Phillips Plaza everyday. The weather was gorgeous. And was interesting to see how much cycling has been integrated into Tucson. Pretty impressive. We cannot get our town to do anything. They say the same thing each time we have tried for past 15 years, “Maybe next year we can include a plan and start something.”

        1. Not Backroads Pat. I went through Bicycle Adventure Club (BAC). It’s a non-profit that coordinates about 50-60 tours each year, about half in US, half outside US. Everyone who leads ride is a volunteer and all participants have to pitch in and help. Great people and good laid-back vibe…real cyclists. Really enjoy these trips and they are super economical when compared with commercial tours. They don’t have to up charge for profit or salaries. Most of the people are retired.

  2. If you are not getting the respect your deserve from your underlings, come down and stay with the Duffinator for a while. Here you will be treated well, and you don’t have to dance for your carrots.

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