Sausage party

More shit soufflé? Of course we accept food stamps. Ha! Just kidding!

When you send whores to church, you should not be surprised to find them turning tricks in the pews.

Charlie Pierce says this more eloquently, and at greater length. The incomprehensible and unread tax bill that cleared the Senate in the wee hours this morning was larded with “conservative fetish objects” and the process “shot through with a contempt for democracy,” because of course they were.

And after this infernal hound comes howling out of the conference committee, and King Donald the Short-fingered gives it his blessing, and it begins devouring everyone who chose his or her parents poorly, and the MAGApies find that their health bennies don’t cover Tegaderm for the ouchy rug burns on their knees and elbows, to say nothing of that famous “burning, itching sensation,” well, you may be certain of one thing:

They will blame the black guy and the woman, not The Turtle and the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.

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9 Responses to “Sausage party”

  1. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    Yep, there is simply no cure for stupid…and you know what my wife says. The rest of the US citizens should make the pendulum swing way back the other way come November 2018 though I have plenty of confidence the Democrats can snatch defeat from what will probably look like a certain victory in taking back the House and Senate.

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    I love surprises, like allowing drilling in ANWR and deductible education savings accounts for fetuses. So, when someone picks through the peanut skins next week to see what is really in the bill, we should all get some more surprises. Congress is a bunch of douchecanoes, twatwaffles, and rooski rat fuckers. See, I told you hanging around here was educational. Look how I have improved my vocabulary.

    • Shawn in the Gorge Says:

      doughcanoes, twatwaffles and rooski rat fuckers…. I must figure out a way to add those to my vocabularic repertoire (sp?). As for ANWR, it seems to me that years ago Chevron was allowed to drill an exploratory well there… I believe the only thing that squirted out of the ground was a thing called Trumpshit…..

      • Pat O'Brien Says:

        It’s going to be great. They can drill the wells, put in the pipelines, and start shipping that crude right before the permafrost melts and all that shit falls into the cracks.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      The newspaper nerds will be burning beaucoup daylight trying to decode all the secret messages in this one, for sure. I’m pretty sure they all boil down to “Assume the position.”

      A friend thinks that our betters have basically decided they don’t need us for anything anymore. Corporations are hoarding money like Scrooge McDuck for reasons unknown to us proles. Maybe MoJo’s Kevin Drum is right and a more pliant artificial intelligence is right around the corner?

      Ay, robot!

  3. gary burnette Says:

    Eeeeeeeew… I was going to comment but the whole scene has so disgusted me (- ‘scuse me while I simply spew -) How much more of this do we have to take before we are forced to take to the streets (again) ? If Kim il Jung drops an ICBM smack into DC I will probably just laugh.

    • larryatcycleitalia Says:

      I was thinking about the “tear it all down and start over” idea this afternoon while cycling – but how do you prevent the same ratf–kers who have gamed the democratic system so well at present from simply doing it again? They have (and will soon have even more) most of the money and power.
      I can take comfort in moving to Italy in less than a year now and unless the places where our retirement money is (not Italy!) go belly-up or the greenback tanks against the euro I’ll be just fine – but I find it hard to just let it go at that…what am I some sort of messed up patriot or what?

  4. Pat O'Brien Says:

    This is the NPR analysis of the two bills if they passed as is. Now we wait and see what comes out of reconciliation.

    https://www.npr.org/2017/11/02/561639579/chart-how-the-tax-overhaul-would-affect-you

  5. tj mora Says:

    If they pull this off, be prepared. Shit will get uglier.

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