Just another working girl. | Photo on loan for the purposes of satire and parody from the New York Post.
It’s simple, really. Like the rest of us, the FBI simply wants to know:
Did he have to put the $130,000 in her G-string, one buck at a time?
Tags: Michael Cohen, Stormy Daniels
April 9, 2018 at 8:24 pm |
Well, she is seriously good looking. But I don’t have 130k to drop in a g-string. And my wife is Punjabi and unlikely to put up with the shit that Melania puts up with. Melania should have been Punjabi…
April 9, 2018 at 8:55 pm |
I dated a stripper, briefly, back in the late Seventies. She wasn’t expecting a big payday, though. I was a reporter and she was making about 10 times what I was. Maybe 20.
April 9, 2018 at 9:17 pm |
I was going through a pretty demoralizing divorce back in the early eighties and tried to pick up a stripper on Lawn Guyland. She was working at a pretty deplorable place called The Pink Fox out in eastern Suffolk County. The joint was sufficiently bad that it could not get a liquor license. The girls brought sex toys they used on stage. You had to bring your own booze and pay them to serve it to you.
Me being a nearly broke graduate student, you can figure out the rest. I was better off to buy a nice set of wheels for that Motobecane Mirage that was my daily driver and as Eddy Merckx said, ride lots. That worked out a lot better. Well, for the most part…
April 9, 2018 at 8:31 pm |
Rest Home…Dolly
April 9, 2018 at 8:48 pm |
An unhappy Dumpster, with Bolton at his side, is some scary shit. We are entering unknown territory for the first time since Tricky Dick. And our current congress is not exactly awe inspiring.
April 9, 2018 at 9:07 pm |
There is that.
April 10, 2018 at 6:16 am |
I bet Kelly had to administer the Vulcan neck pinch, liberate Il Douche’s phone, and send him to the Phantom Zone overnight to delay the inevitable rage-tweets.
April 9, 2018 at 11:01 pm |
So I keep looking for a punch line “So this lawyer walks into a bar. …”
April 10, 2018 at 6:21 am |
Ask and ye shall receive:
So this lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a barstool. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?” She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody at any time, anywhere — your place or my place, it doesn’t matter one iota.” The guy raises his eyebrows and says, “No shit!? What law firm do you work for?”
April 10, 2018 at 6:35 am |
Probably the law firm Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. (Thanks to Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers.)
April 10, 2018 at 4:30 am |
Won’t it be perfect if the Rethugs hero is brought down based on stuff they did to Bill Clinton back-in-the-day? You know Orange Hitler’s gonna get caught with some BS story on one of these tawdry affairs – he can’t help himself. But will he start another war to distract from his issues? I wouldn’t put it past him.
Gawd help us all and F–K YOU to all who voted for this moron!
April 10, 2018 at 6:23 am |
Could this be The Revenge of the Deep State? Has Il Douche finally annoyed and embarrassed enough of the permanent hangers-on that they’ve all begun quietly working to ease him out in favor of Pence, who at least is a Member of the Club?
Man. That ain’t what I’d call trading up.
April 10, 2018 at 6:32 am |
Kind of makes you wish for the day when the runner-up in the election for prez got to be vice-prez. At this point it’s hard to say if Pence (aka Cotton Hill) would be better or worse than Orange Hitler?
April 10, 2018 at 6:43 am |
Worse. I think he truly believes he is on a mission from god. I am constantly amazed at the arrogance of the human race, especially that guy. Hopefully a mobilized group of kids from Parkland will cause congress to be turned on it’s head this fall.
April 10, 2018 at 8:49 am
Well yeah, Pence is kinda like the Christian taliban but I wonder if he’d be easier to ignore than Orange Hitler? But then would we end up with Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan as Veep?
April 10, 2018 at 11:16 am
Humankind’s egotism is exceeded only by its arrogance.
April 11, 2018 at 1:32 pm
larryatcycleitalia,
Ryan is going to retire, but I think he is more of an Eddie Haskell than an Eddie Munster.