‘Insects don’t have politics’

Dude bugs me.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall (or in the hair) as Darth Cheeto meets with the Rebel Alliance this afternoon. I bet the SS is frisking everyone for audio recorders, ’cause you just know dude is gonna say something makes Carrot Top look like Stephen fuckin’ Hawking.

Better to be on the wall, though. God only knows what’s in that hair. Whatever it is, it can’t be good for you.

Tags: Darth Cheeto, Rebel Alliance

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4 Responses to “‘Insects don’t have politics’”

Dale Says:
January 2, 2019 at 1:22 pm | Reply
For a moment I forgot that SS meant Secret Service. Well yes, 2019 is chugging along as well as 2018. The lizard brain in the White House is twitching and tweeting on oiled wheels. Republicans are silent and obedient and all is (well).
Pat O'Brien Says:
January 2, 2019 at 1:24 pm | Reply
Bet Omarosa is hiding behind a curtain.
- Pat O'Brien Says:
  January 2, 2019 at 6:05 pm | Reply
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Rob Says:
January 3, 2019 at 8:58 am | Reply
Love the “Darth Cheeto” tag. Is that a Mad Dog original?

Always wanting to follow the lead of our betters, we recently elected our own right wing populist mouth breather up here in Ontario. The Darth Burrito tag would suit nicely for our purposes, and it even rhymes..

Now I do understand that Americans feel duty bound to lead by example, but please, can’t you find some other examples? Betty Crocker, maybe, or how about Beyonce? Can’t you give her a Governorship somewhere? It seems only reasonable.

Plus, it’s bloody cold up here, dammit! You can’t leave us with no hope at all!