The call is coming from inside the (White) House!

“Top threat to the U.S. … hmm, lemme think for a minute. Can you give me a hint? ‘Fat, dumb, mean, orange?’ Nope, doesn’t ring a bell.”

This should be a short hearing. I mean, it should be. Doesn’t mean it will be.

• Update: Il Douche’s own minions seem to think he is full of orange shit, from clodhoppers to combover. It’s a helluva commentary on your fabled deal-making and management skills when your people are saying — out loud and in public — that you’re building Walls® in all the wrong places.

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12 Responses to “The call is coming from inside the (White) House!”

  1. Pat O'Brien Says:

    If she can’t torture the information out of them, then the “Mustache of Doom” can blow them up. Easy sleazy. I still wonder why other countries can’t figure us out. Tell you what Spanky, get the nukes out of the Koreas and us out of Afghanistan and Syria, and we will give you a get out of jail card. Otherwise, in the slammer widja.

  2. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    I’m gonna guess these folks will be resigning soon “to spend more time with their families” or write some books on the cartoon-capers in Fat Nixon’s clown car. Nobody who tells Don the Con stuff he does’t wanna hear (even if it’s true) seems to last long around the White House. Meanwhile Elliot Abrams is back to f–k up some more in South America? You can’t make this s–t up!

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Abrams has already gotten caught lying to Congress in the Iran-Contra debacle. Why anyone would believe a word he says now is beyond me.

      That he and the Mustache of Doom are rattling sabers in the direction of Venezuela at this particular moment makes David Graham at The Atlantic nervous, and probably isn’t doing much to help Maduro sleep at night.

      • Dale Says:

        My guess is that the Maduro caper is a distraction from domestic troubles. I say send Trump to Venezuela and let him make a deal – after all, he’s so good at deals.

        • Pat O'Brien Says:

          Now that is a good idea, Dale. Maybe they would keep him. When I heard that Abrams has also risen from the dead, I couldn’t believe that shit. Drain the swamp my ass.
          As far a Larry’s point above, we should take bets on how long Coats will last. He’s probably the only one who doesn’t want to be there anyway and would tell Spanky to go pound sand up his ass.

  3. khal spencer Says:

    Since I still have a job at you-know-where, I’ll agree with whatever Dan Coats says.

  4. Hurben Says:

    Off topic, but this is pretty damn cool.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Hey, that is cool. And they busked in ’Burque! Man, I bet the headwinds were fierce going from east to west. Tom Joad had hisself a Hudson Super-Six that his pa turned into a truck, not no dern bicycle.

  5. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Herb, are you frozen, mon?

    • Herb from Michigan Says:

      Aw hell its only-17 below out. No, we are fine but the utility companies are making noises about natural gas shortages. That would be catastrophic since water pipes would burst in a matter of hours if people lost heat. At night, with the wind chill at -40 the house makes some very weird noises. Snaps and crackling that scares the hell out of you. And wonders of wonders-global warming moves back in this weekend with expected highs 45-50! This will cause roads to buckle and giant potholes to open up all over. But there’s that Wall to build so we don’t expect any help from Washington.

      • Pat O'Brien Says:

        Good morning Herb! Glad you are fine, and will now remain that way until you get your natural gas bill.
        We had a cold snap a few years ago here. Got down to 3 degrees one morning. It was cold all over the Southwest. I was making oatmeal for breakfast, and the flame on the stove burner slowly went out. That’s when I found out I was on the end, literally, of the gas supply system in our little burg. Interesting three days with lots of burst pipes all over Cochise County, especially in Bisbee.
        My Thule hydration pack the is the bomb! The more I use it, the better I like it.

  6. psobrien Says:

    Any bets how long Coats will last. I think he will be gone by tomorrow evening.

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