What a boar

“Roll him back to makeup, fellas, someone screwed up the spray tan.”

Does anyone else find it suspicious that as we enter the Year of the Pig there will be some preposterous oinking from Capitol Hill?

Saaaaaaay: You don’t suppose he’s a Chinese stooge instead of a Russian stooge. …

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8 Responses to “What a boar”

  1. larryatcycleitalia Says:

    Didn’t bother with the Super Bowl, not gonna bother with the Super Blowbag either. Reading the highlights (lowlights) the next day will be quite enough.
    The Trump Jr. we have here in Italy demonizes immigrants in the same way as Fat Nixon while mayors all over send out notices of free houses/apartments + stipends for anyone who’ll come and live in their shrinking town. Are the mayors of places like Detroit doing the same thing? Seems the USA’s in need of immigrants…as has been the case for pretty much ever (except in the case of Native Americans of course)?

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Samey same here, Lorenzo. No Super Bowl, no Super Bowel.

      Free housing, y’say? I’m on my way.

      Meanwhile, Detroit is said to be undergoing something of a renaissance, and not just because Shinola is making watches and bikes and stuff.

      As for the Native A’s, now, I bet they wish they’d had a strict immigration policy and a stout Wall® back in the day. And maybe a few machine guns, too.

      • larryatcycleitalia Says:

        Probably should read :”Under the Tuscan Sun” just to get an idea of what you’ll be up against, but it seems they are selling these places.
        We already know where we want to live since we’ve been leasing the place and our landlord might be willing to sell….but dunno if we’ll be able to come up with the asking price.

    • Pat O'Brien Says:

      Me too. Total assholes are banned on our screens. Unless they ride bikes and love dogs. Then we will cut them a little slack. And, yes, I ate a boatload of wings yesterday. I do it occasionally to remind myself not to do it anymore. They give explosive decompression a whole new meaning.

    • Herb from Michigan Says:

      Detroit is quite the enigma. You can’t afford to live downtown as it’s been rehabbed beyond the point of affordability for the workers who staff the businesses down there. So downtown Detroit is getting pretty cool while formerly docile suburbs are getting the crime and gentrification. And….if you work downtown, most likely you’ll have to commute to work thereby causing more cars on the roads. Fucked up it tis-and Michigan will never quite cotton to mass transit. But wait…we hear tell Ford wants to make coaches and driverless power units for light rail? Say whaa?!!

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