Fake news.
“‘Tool Disposal Notice?'” I said. “At long last, they’re impeaching him!”
Nope. Just a Harbor Freight Tools ad. Still, a fella can always use a bigger hammer for those delicate adjustments to this and that.
Tags: Harbor Freight Tools, Il Douche, impeachment
February 12, 2019 at 1:56 pm |
As He Who Shall Not Be Mentioned, and many others, have said: “Some days you’re the hammer; some days you’re the nail’.
I’ve felt like nail for better than two years now!
February 13, 2019 at 6:21 am |
The pounding, it’s ceaseless.
February 12, 2019 at 6:19 pm |
Harbor Freight is appropriate. A cheap tool that looks good at first but doesn’t work well and soon can’t do the job at all. You would think the buyers would be remorseful.
February 13, 2019 at 2:03 am |
Yep, pure junk. I guess we do have a Harbor Freight prez. It’s almost like the companies who make this junk actually try to make it badly!!! But they stay in business somehow…..you know what my wife says…
Meanwhile, I’m starting to dream some nights about Julius Caesar and March 15. But they’ll need to do the same with Q-tip as well so Madam Speaker can preside over things until a new election is held.
February 13, 2019 at 6:21 am |
Some tools are harder to get rid of than others. I keep hoping this one yardsales, but so far no takers.
February 13, 2019 at 12:19 pm |
By the way Patrick, that was a great move from the ad to the dumpster. That’s why they pay you the big money.
February 13, 2019 at 12:42 pm |
Thank you, sir. Just another of those serendipitous connections that have kept me gainfully unemployed for 28 years,
February 14, 2019 at 5:27 am |
I really believe in the Vote with Your Wallet method of bending idiot Rethuglicans into being more human like. I saw it work well in Kalkaska Michigan who had a racist bigot as village president. They shit canned him after many of us boycotted even driving near this tourist starved town. And now this news; Sports store is forced to close after owner’s Nike-Colin Kaepernick protest backfires. We’ve elected (the only vote you can be sure actually counts) to not spend a dime in travel or vacation to Southern red states. Let em stew in their own juices without our money fueling their agenda.
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/colorado-sports-store-nike-close-kaepernick