Screwed again

Fake news.

“‘Tool Disposal Notice?'” I said. “At long last, they’re impeaching him!”

Nope. Just a Harbor Freight Tools ad. Still, a fella can always use a bigger hammer for those delicate adjustments to this and that.

Tags: Harbor Freight Tools, Il Douche, impeachment

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8 Responses to “Screwed again”

JD Dallager Says:
February 12, 2019 at 1:56 pm | Reply
As He Who Shall Not Be Mentioned, and many others, have said: “Some days you’re the hammer; some days you’re the nail’.

I’ve felt like nail for better than two years now!
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  February 13, 2019 at 6:21 am | Reply
  The pounding, it’s ceaseless.
Pat O'Brien Says:
February 12, 2019 at 6:19 pm | Reply
Harbor Freight is appropriate. A cheap tool that looks good at first but doesn’t work well and soon can’t do the job at all. You would think the buyers would be remorseful.
- larryatcycleitalia Says:
  February 13, 2019 at 2:03 am | Reply
  Yep, pure junk. I guess we do have a Harbor Freight prez. It’s almost like the companies who make this junk actually try to make it badly!!! But they stay in business somehow…..you know what my wife says…
  Meanwhile, I’m starting to dream some nights about Julius Caesar and March 15. But they’ll need to do the same with Q-tip as well so Madam Speaker can preside over things until a new election is held.
- Patrick O'Grady Says:
  February 13, 2019 at 6:21 am | Reply
  Some tools are harder to get rid of than others. I keep hoping this one yardsales, but so far no takers.
  - Pat O'Brien Says:
    February 13, 2019 at 12:19 pm | Reply
    By the way Patrick, that was a great move from the ad to the dumpster. That’s why they pay you the big money.
  - Patrick O'Grady Says:
    February 13, 2019 at 12:42 pm | Reply
    Thank you, sir. Just another of those serendipitous connections that have kept me gainfully unemployed for 28 years,
Herb from Michigan Says:
February 14, 2019 at 5:27 am | Reply
I really believe in the Vote with Your Wallet method of bending idiot Rethuglicans into being more human like. I saw it work well in Kalkaska Michigan who had a racist bigot as village president. They shit canned him after many of us boycotted even driving near this tourist starved town. And now this news; Sports store is forced to close after owner’s Nike-Colin Kaepernick protest backfires. We’ve elected (the only vote you can be sure actually counts) to not spend a dime in travel or vacation to Southern red states. Let em stew in their own juices without our money fueling their agenda.
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/colorado-sports-store-nike-close-kaepernick