“Is your president, uh, a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more, know what I mean?”
• OK, so Live Update Guy is no more, but it is Tour time, and goddamnit, I had to work a Monty Python clip into this mess sometime.
Tags: Monty Python, Robert Mueller
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July 25, 2019 at 6:22 am |
RIP LUG. The dumpster is on fire.
July 25, 2019 at 6:27 am |
If anyone has inherited the LUG mantle it might be The Guardian, which this year has been bringing its own Limey flair to the proceedings.
Today they’re slagging obscure bits of Britpop. Blur in particular seems to be coming in for something of a thrashing. Wikipedia files the band under the “shoegazing” genre, exemplified by the late-Eighties output of My Bloody Valentine, one of the founders of whom rented The House Back East® when we were still Airbnb tycoons in Bibleburg. Lord, it’s an itty-bitty world.
Charlie Pierce thinks we may finally be slouching toward an impeachment inquiry. I love Chazbo like the brother I never had, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
July 25, 2019 at 6:46 am |
Somehow I can’t imagine an impeachment inquiry being any more judicious than this skit. The whole damn government has become a clown school. Is he a witch?
July 25, 2019 at 6:56 am |
It’s a fair cop.
July 25, 2019 at 9:57 am |
July 25, 2019 at 2:34 pm |
Speaking of other stupid shit besides the dumpster, please excuse the quick detour Patrick, have you guys seen this? Wonder why they didn’t make it green?
https://soylent.com/pages/squared
Plus our boy got trolled by some slick high school students at a speech yesterday.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/7/25/8930427/donald-trump-altered-presidential-seal-45-is-a-puppet-vladimir-putin-turning-point-usa
Bet that got the tangerine tinted trash can fire’s panties in a twist.