The House managers walk the articles of impeachment over to the Senate.
Seems they’ve found a king who has got shit all over ’im.
Tags: impeachment, kings with shit all over them, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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January 17, 2020 at 8:11 am |
Let the circus begin
January 17, 2020 at 9:29 am |
Perfect! Should have given the house team boards when they started over to the senate. I still have hope that the new evidence, along with new people flipping and lining up to testify, might turn the tide. Like you said, this wannabe king is covered in shit and he stinketh. All you have to do is look at the timeline. When you take the Parnas evidence and line it up with the actions taken by the “family”, the timing matches. Plus Hyde got some visitors from the FBI. That tends to make a feller nervous.
January 17, 2020 at 5:56 pm |
There is a Monty Python clip for just about any situation you can imagine.
I’m having trouble wrapping my mind around the GOP strategy here. Maybe there isn’t one. Still, I keep getting the feeling that The Turtle has an ace secreted somewhere up his shell.
January 17, 2020 at 8:30 pm |
Strategy? They’re bonobos flinging their feces, and they do it cuz it gets them a reaction.
Wait … that’s an insult to bonobos.
January 17, 2020 at 8:36 pm |
I don’t think there’s a strategy. I think everyone is in pure survival mode. Anything that buys them another day is the strategy du jour, cuz every day they’ve got their hands in our pockets, and even if they inevitable get busted, they go out laughing. The fine for fleecing us is pennies on the ruble.
January 17, 2020 at 9:11 pm |
I’m sorry, but Moscow Mitch will ram through a non-trial and all will return to the status quo. I’m afeared to admit that our only hope is the election.
January 18, 2020 at 3:03 am |
Yep, Moscow Mitch knows how this works – just ask Merrick Garland. I hope enough voters are disgusted by this charade that they show up in November to vote all of these Rethugs out of office…but you know what my wife says…
January 18, 2020 at 9:39 am |
Our only hope is the election, and tRump loses biggly if we can get 40% of folks under 30 to vote. Wishful thinking, yeah? My grandpa would say, wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.
January 18, 2020 at 10:17 am |
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=12300111
January 18, 2020 at 9:56 am |
The election is the hope to get rid of this sociopath, and with the news on election security in Georgia, it better end up a electoral and popular landslide for the democrat. Otherwise the asshole will handcuff himself to the Resolute desk, scream FAKE election, and refuse to leave. He will have junior standing guard with his big bad assault rifle.
January 18, 2020 at 1:20 pm |
An elections count opinion piece from Scott Simon on NPR.
https://www.npr.org/2020/01/18/797486823/opinion-american-politics-is-messy-but-heres-a-little-global-perspective
January 19, 2020 at 1:09 am |
Elections count, but even with a landslide loss Mango Mussolini will scream fraud. Don’t forget he declared the 2016 contest rigged, but didn’t go into the details of in whose favor it might have been rigged. This is a toddler who looks at photos of inaugurations and somehow sees “his” crowd is larger than the previous one. If the Demos somehow survive their circular-firing-squad silliness and win it’s gonna get a lot worse before it (I hope) eventually gets better. You know what my wife says….
January 19, 2020 at 5:56 am |
POB- how do you expect to reach your daily quota of fake news if you are listening to PBS/NPR? You won’t be able to spread blatant lies nor support our presididn’t. You NEED the nourishment that Fox News will impart while marbling your brain cells and plus..their talking heads can do all the thinking and reasoning for you. You’ll sleep like a baby at night knowing the economy is so strong and there’s plenty of money laying around for walls, wars, parades and extra lawyers.
January 19, 2020 at 7:12 am |
I can’t tune to faux news right now, I have to get my daily dose of Lush Dimbulb.
January 19, 2020 at 7:19 am |
Il Douche is an extremely poor winner. So there’s no point in hoping he’ll be a good loser (though I recommend we all continue to hope that he gets a chance to sample the experience in a definitive fashion).
Imagine the effect on immigration, legal and otherwise, if we see tanks surrounding the White House on President Bernie’s Inauguration Day with some four-star barking into a megaphone: “It’s over! Come out with your hands up! We are prepared to use force if you do not agree to a lawful transfer of power!”
Aspiring immigrants would be all like: “No, we don’t want to go there. That place is worse than this one.”
January 19, 2020 at 10:48 am |
Nah, a plain and windowless white van, a custom canvas shirt with wrap around sleeves, and a one size fits all orange jumpsuit is all we need.
January 19, 2020 at 9:32 pm |
That sums it up quite nicely…
January 19, 2020 at 11:52 pm |
We can dream – and while you’re throwing him in the van, don’t be too concerned about banging his head – just throw him in – ROUGH!