Mythed me!

Keep looking, sport. They’re out there, somewhere.
I read it on the Internet, so it must be true.

Well, I’d say this ought to park the mythical Moderate Republican right alongside Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and the Easter Bunny.

It won’t, of course. But it should.

Good God almighty. A skeleton has more guts than this lot.

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14 Responses to “Mythed me!”

  1. khal spencer Says:

    I’m no great fan of the Donk party as far as being morally superior to a drunk lying in the gutter, but if we don’t get our own shit together in time for November, we are hopelessly screwed.

  2. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Nice hat! Don’t fret too much. That impeachment skeleton will be rattlin’ in the dumpster’s closet for a long time. He can’t sue that away.

    • SAO’ Says:

      Can’t really tell with the binos in front but looks like der WaldMeister is in the hood.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      I’d suggest we start calling the sonofabitch Impeachy Carnehan, a nod to the Michael Caine character from “The Man Who Would Be King,” but that character didn’t dodge military service and honored a contract.

  3. SAO' Says:

    He didn’t do it. Ok, he did it, but it wasn’t a crime. Ok, it was a crime, but it’s ok for the president to commit crimes if they’re in the national interest. Ok, it was a personal interest, but he’s the president so it automatically rolls over to a national interest. Ok, there’s no legitimate excuse for his conduct, but that’s what ejections are for, so let’s just wait and see what happens next.

  4. DownhillBill Says:

    It’s like having a character from The Sopranos camped in the Oval Office: Fat Donny Tinyhands. The American Caligula.

    • Larry T. atCycleItalia Says:

      Exactly! But look at the bright side – if Don the Con was kicked out, Mike “Q-Tip” Pence would be in the Oval Office. Unless Fat Donny, Q-Tip and the rest of Donny’s cabinet was thrown out as well not much would have changed. Now the ‘Murican voters have the chance to do just that in November. But you know what my wife says…

  5. Herb from Michigan Says:

    Make note that the Crats knew from the start tRump would remain as Presididn’t when the hoopla was over. But it fleshed out his most ardent nut-lickers in both the House and Senate who just had to share the limelight. They are now totally and unequivocally exposed. Thereby giving angry voters more than just tRump to focus on which is really the point. The Senate simply has to swing blue or at least purple for any real change. On an optimistic note, the ads, rhetoric and chant now coming strongly from the Crats centers on tRump wanting to gut Medicare/Medicaid and S.S. Them’s fightin words even for some “deplorables”. Yessiree, dumb this election down to Wallet Issues and we just might Dump tRump.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Ayuh. Doucheohowitz was half-right about one thing. This was a campaign ad. But not just for the Donks.

      The Donks were selling constitutional limits on executive power (a little late, it’s true, but better late than never). The Elefinks were selling The Leader Principle to the tune of “So what? Who cares? Do you even know where Ukraine is on a map?”

      In about nine months we’ll see who’s buying.

      • Pat O’Brien Says:

        The senate is a failed institution. The march towards autocracy continues. Will it stop in November? Beats me. The senators that voted for no witnesses immediately went to the showers after the vote to wash the dumpster’s shit out of their ears.

        • Herb from Michigan Says:

          POB are you inferring these Senators all had their heads up tRumps ass? Do you think CNN has any pictures of this? I’m having a vision of them popping out like a string of pearls. Man…spending much time up that cavity would certainly lower one’s IQ wouldn’t it? You could go in a Rhodes Scholar and come out like well….Ted Cruz.

        • Pat O'Brien Says:

          Would I do such a thing? And, that picture you painted will take many beers to flush out of my brain.

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