Going down? Don’t you wish. …
Add Adolf Twitler to Mount Rushmore? No, thanks.
Perhaps some smaller sculpture, in a more appropriate location. Think of it as an oversized and especially unattractive urinal cake.
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August 11, 2020 at 12:24 pm |
If you get those urinal cakes made, I’ll distribute them in my ‘hood.
August 11, 2020 at 12:38 pm |
Australia’s got your back.
https://www.traveller.com.au/donald-trump-and-mount-rushmore-rock-in-australias-kimberley-resembles-trumps-head-h1pxov
After 102 clear days, we’ve got 4 cases of Covid-19 community transmission in Auckland, we go into Level 3 lock down at mid day
August 11, 2020 at 1:23 pm |
So sorry to hear that Hurben. I saw that on the BBC and Radio New Zealand websites. But you have good testing and tracing capabilities, sorry lacking here, so you should be back to normal in a week or so, right?
Meanwhile, dumpster does look like that rock. But, that is an insult to the rock.
August 11, 2020 at 2:39 pm |
Joke going around on Twitter now that Joe picked Kamala. The two of them can agree on one thing: that between the two of them, they sure did put a lot of black folks in jail.
August 11, 2020 at 2:42 pm |
Badaboom, badabing. The first of many, to be sure.
I wonder what nickname Adolf Twitler will assign to Harris.
August 11, 2020 at 2:48 pm |
I’m sure it will not be nice, but I’m sure he will keep digging a deeper hole. But at least Benghazi is off the table, eh?
I was a little surprised. Thought he would pick someone from a purple state or Flyover Country to solidify the electoral college, but maybe it doesn’t matter. I don’t know Jacque Schitte about politics.
August 11, 2020 at 7:29 pm |
It appears that “Nasty” may well be the nick. Not particularly imaginative, since he says this about pretty much any woman who isn’t delivering him a cheeseburger or a knobber.
August 11, 2020 at 3:27 pm |
She’s smart and she’s tough. Politically savvy. Good qualities in a veep. She’ll be doing a lot more than going to funerals.
I recall reading recently that location, location, location isn’t as important now as it was Back in the Day®. (The NYT has the latest hot take on that notion.) That said, the Elefinks will have a lot of fun trumpeting about California values in general and Berserkely in particular, flip-flopping on crime, fruits ’n’ nuts, etc.
August 11, 2020 at 3:43 pm |
All of the contenders have feet of clay; he could have picked Mary mother of Christ and someone would find out she was a litterbug or kicked the dog. I doubt the pick will weigh heavily unless Sleepy Joe really screws it up. Trump has so alienated the center that last time I looked, he is barely holding majorities in many red states.
But in some states that Callyfornication label will stick.
That said, “people are stupid”.
August 11, 2020 at 5:31 pm |
Wonder how the Q tip would hold up in a debate with Harris? Although debates have been essentially worthless the last 20 or more years, debating dumpster or the Q tip is guaranteed to be a waste of time.
August 11, 2020 at 5:43 pm |
Brother Pierce expects Harris to serve him up well done. Pence only thinks he’s tough. She actually is.
And yeah, the debates are pointless. You can argue with a baboon’s ass all day long, but it’s hardly Lincoln-Douglas. It’s all about praying for an earworm you can use in an ad.
August 11, 2020 at 8:21 pm |
Harris will eat Qtip for lunch. But it will probably cause her to upchuck.
August 12, 2020 at 5:21 am |
Turns out you do know Jacque after all. The White House Ghost is probably hiding under his bed right now. Maybe Pence will go into business with Barr after he’s relieved of duty. I can see them selling aluminum siding in trailer parks.