Fly-Pence 2024?

Hat tip to the inimitable B. Kliban.

“Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects … don’t have politics. They’re very … brutal. No compassion, no compromise.” — Seth Brundle, “The Fly”

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7 Responses to “Fly-Pence 2024?”

  1. Pat O’Brien Says:

    Attracted to shit for brains perhaps? Shit breath? I just hope Ms Harris doesn’t get COVID-19 from the super spreaders team of q tip and dumpster. Bottom line is that pence should not have been there. He should have been in quarantine until Saturday.

  2. carl duellman Says:

    i’m thinking it was some sort of drone feeding pence answers.

  3. Dale Says:

    Very fly for a white boy, yes!

  4. Shawn Says:

    I have it from a trusted source that it was a drone fly from a rogue DARPA engineer. He was tired of the crap that was being shoveled out from the Trump administration. He thought that a minor distraction presented in the from of a black fly landing on Pence’s head would result in the appropriate comical response of the Trump candidacy. It was thought that a fly residing on Pence’s head would represent exactly what flies like to do – Stand around and bullshit on a pile of shit. The concern of the engineer was that the drone fly would begin to meld into the hair goop that Pence utilizes and the fly wouldn’t be able to take off. So he kept the fly on as long as he could up until the adherent forces approached the critical level. If you notice in the video, the fly took off at an upward angle toward the left. The engineer was momentarily concerned that the fly would impact Pence’s plexiglass shield which would not be good. As it was, once the drone fly was recovered, it was quickly reprogrammed to indicate proof that it was on another mission – hanging on a wall in the white house presidential suite watching another episode of The Apprentice.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Damn shame it wasn’t a raven, croaking, “Nevermore!” Or p’raps a turkey vulture with the shits. I s’pose Rodan the Flying Monster would have been over the top. …

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