Thanks, but I prefer mine dry roasted and salted.
And in a sealed plastic bag, from the grocery.

What we have here is a metaphor for the last presidential election, right down to the health-care plan.

“I can’t say it’s cult activity,” the sheriff told reporters. “It is something that we have never in my career run across in this part of the country. It is borderline some type of activity. … We know there’s a lot of rumors out there but at this time there’s no danger to the public.”

Uh huh. Just a couple good ol’ boys who took teabagging to a whole new level.


12 Responses to “Nuts?”

  1. carl duellman Says:

    illegal castration? so oklahoma has legal castration?

  2. SAO' Says:

    Did not need to see that this morning. Or any morning. Or ever.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      I stumbled across a version at The Washington Post, and in an inspired guess went straight to the Oklahoma blat for the extended-play version. I had to share it to make sure it wasn’t another acid flashback.

      It will be an uphill pull for Charlie Pierce to resist handing this one off to Bagman Friedman of the Plains.

  3. SAO' Says:

    What the ever-living fuck is “some sort of borderline activity”? If that’s not a full and sufficient argument for ending elected law enforcement positions, I don’t know what is.

    Ninety percent of the sheriffs in this country are functionally illiterate.

  4. Charley Says:

    Perfect morning read before breakfast! WTF.

  5. Pat O’Brien Says:

  6. khal spencer Says:

    Ok, now on to….um….other things. As far as going to a cabin in Oklahoma for “gender reassignment surgery”, I guess that puts a new spin on the old expression. In this case, a fool and his family jewels are soon parted.

  7. Shawn Says:

    I bet Donald will mention something about the story tonight. He wants to make sure he touches base with his core supporters…

  8. Libby Says:

    There’s a sucker born every minute.

  9. khal spencer Says:

    Ok, for all you English majors out there. Analyze this.

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