Miss Mia Sopaipilla couldn’t care less that some elongated muskrat has made off with Twatter, or Twitcher, or whatever that other thing she couldn’t care less about is called.
Miss Mia is an intelligent Animal, a Higher Order (h/t James McBride, “Mr. P & the Wind”). She don’t need no phone, tablet, or laptop to get your attention. If she wants it she will throw a meow your way or do something cute like frolic in a crinkly pile of wrapping paper, or turn your crumpled comforter into a cat cave.
And it goes without saying that she would never ever come over to your house uninvited and hammer a loved one into the hospital.
Like I said. A Higher Order.
Mad Blog Media 
Oy, so long I should live!
If I hear or read another word about twitter or musk, it could be this boy might do something rash. We got a stupid war going on, the world is on fire, and children are starving to death in multiple countries and the our country is obsessed with a guy buying an anti-social media site. You know a place where stupid people, no cats allowed, can threaten election workers. In one more generation we will have President Comacho.
It’s getting harder to find the jewels in the junk, for sure. They’re still there. But you gotta wade through a lot more junk to get to ’em.
Mike Judge said he didn’t think he was making a documentary when he filmed Idiocracy.
Verdad. Please excuse me now while I resume studying the Talmud of Dilbert.