Or maybe just mirror-tag him. No, on second thought, best run him over. Then back over him and run him over again. Finally, take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Ain’t enough superglue on planet earth for that project. and Red Adair ain’t around to apply it with one of his water cannons.
Get ready to hear from all those people who will be telling us how righteous, noble, and good Biden & his presidency has been, as they’re pulling their knives out of his back!
His speech had just enough of the “fuck you very much, rude note to follow” in it.
Funny how I couldn’t stand him when he was a 29 year old senator but found myself saying, “What you don’t get about Biden is … ” more and more often as we both approached social insecurity age.
I’ve lost track of who’s who, too. It was weird that I got into writing about a sport, because I was always more interested in doing stuff than watching it. Watch TV or ride the bike? No contest.
Of course, most of what I wrote was only tangentially about sport, as many a disgruntled reader pointed out.
Mad Blog Media 
Hopefully they can sweep up the other old white guy. You know, the one that races on the Musk team.
Or maybe just mirror-tag him. No, on second thought, best run him over. Then back over him and run him over again. Finally, take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
“…Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss.”
A classic line from Omar in “The Wire.”
As long as you’re driving an F350 with a gun rack and a rolling coal conversion kit when you hit him, you’ll never get convicted.
Especially if he’s riding a bicycle. Gotta Superglue him to a bicycle first.
Ain’t enough superglue on planet earth for that project. and Red Adair ain’t around to apply it with one of his water cannons.
Get ready to hear from all those people who will be telling us how righteous, noble, and good Biden & his presidency has been, as they’re pulling their knives out of his back!
Nothing like the old fraternal pat on the back from a fist with a Buck Pathfinder in it.
His speech had just enough of the “fuck you very much, rude note to follow” in it.
Funny how I couldn’t stand him when he was a 29 year old senator but found myself saying, “What you don’t get about Biden is … ” more and more often as we both approached social insecurity age.
Brilliant. Thanks
Good one. And Mark Cavendish apparently is retiring, too, after getting Le Tour win #35.
That was the only name, Mark Cavendish, in the peloton that I recognized.
I’ve lost track of who’s who, too. It was weird that I got into writing about a sport, because I was always more interested in doing stuff than watching it. Watch TV or ride the bike? No contest.
Of course, most of what I wrote was only tangentially about sport, as many a disgruntled reader pointed out.