Your ‘duh’ moment

“Just another day on the set, people. Lights, camera, action!”

I should be happy to see that someone in the elite political press has come to the same conclusion I have.

But still, I mean, like, “Duh,” an’ shit.

Of course TFG came swinging wildly out of his corner when the bell rang. Call it blitzkrieg, shock and awe, “a mix of signal and noise,” whatever. I called it flinging shit against the wall to see what sticks:

“At this pace there won’t be a wall without shit running down it before Valentine’s Day. A lot of it won’t stick, but it’s gonna pile up. The forecast calls for deep doo.”

A “deliberate strategy,” they say. An attempt “to disorient already despairing Democratic foes, leaving them so battered that they won’t be able to mount a cohesive opposition.”

C’mon. Anyone who’s watched this clown act for more than 15 seconds knew this going in. Nice to have the deets and the anonymous whispers and whatnot, but a casual glance at his wildly successful legal spasticity would give even a Democratic strategist or an East Coast journo a clue and a half.

“If you can’t dazzle them with brillance, baffle them with bullshit.” Coming soon to a wall near you.

3 thoughts on “Your ‘duh’ moment

  1. It’s like watching a spoiled brat playing with a new toy. It is a spoiled brat playing with a new toy! No worries for the boy about being re-elected.

  2. Look at me, look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME! AM I NOT GREAT? AM I NOT SMART? DON’T I HAVE A BIG BRAIN? FINE FIGURE OF A MAN, YES? GREAT GOLFER, YES? I DIDN’T GET A HARRUMPF FROM THAT GUY. CANCEL HIS SECURITY CLEARANCE, WAAAAAAA.

    Khal and I, and maybe some other around Patrick’s pickle barrel, know if your job requires a security clearance and yours is revoked, you’re essentially fired. You have no defense. The ability to obtain and keep a security clearance is a condition of employment going into the job. And you must accept it.

  3. “Let’s see how much I can get away with before something bigger pushes back”
    And it won’t be a toady Congress. Prolly not even the Supremes.
    I think we are in for a world of shit.

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