The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness. … This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector. — Plato, The Republic
The Congress shall have Power to … declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water. … — the U.S. Constitution
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It seems like nobody cares. Congress is spineless. The federal judiciary just sits watching and waiting for a case.
Merriam-Webster offers the following definition of “congress”:
1. (a) the act of coming together and meeting;
(b) coitus.
That about covers it. Though you could make an argument that “jacking off” should slide in there some’eres.
As long as we’re fucking around here, how about a little riff on The Bard from “Julius Caesar”:
“If I told you this story before, don’t stop me. I would like to hear it again.” Groucho
This pissing into the wind is only getting me wet and stinky.
I’m just delighted that America’s so great now that we can go around making other places great too. My last carton of eggs cost $8.99, but it’s a small price to pay for such greatness.
It’s telling that both Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie let Trump have it over his Venezuela distraction. Dang they almost sound like Democrats! One of my bingo card squares is “MAGA Mike is removed from the Speakership”, and another is “Hakeem Jeffries becomes Speaker BEFORE the November elections.” stay tuned.
Well, we thought it could’t get worse. It is. Rubio says he couldn’t tell Congress before the strike because that would endanger the mission. Essentially, congress you can stick the constitution up your ass. Chump says you can’t tell Congress because they leak everything. Congress, stick the constitution up your ass. Chump the dictator. Done deal. O’Be out.
And now Piggy is oinking about Greenland again. Fuck me, what are eggs gonna cost by the time he’s satisfied? I mean, I like oatmeal and all, but still, damn.
Trolls got to troll. Pay attention to them, and they do it more.
But nobody’s talking about Epstein, are they?
Works like a charm, doesn’t it?