The lone GS-1 running the National Weather Service must’ve lost her Magic 8-Ball and is reduced to winging it, calling for “a slight chance of snow showers” here before 8 a.m.
As that hour has come and gone, we will not be breaking out the cross-country skis anytime soon.
Still, the weather is finally more or less seasonal for a change, so I can probably leave the lawn mower in the garage for a while, too.
In other news: 92,000 jobs swirled down the Gilded Shitter in February; the unemployment rate is up to 4.4 percent; retail sales fell in January; stocks drop amid “uncertain outlook”; gas prices jump again to their highest level in a year and a half; and a senator who can’t do his job helps the coppers do theirs.
So. Much. Winning.
Who can we bomb now? Are we bombing everyone yet? There must be somebody left unbombed. If we have any bombs left. …
Mad Blog Media 
He wants to rule the world.
Can’t even run the executive branch and wants to run the world. Classic nepo baby.
Meanwhile, in keeping with the strategy of always fighting the previous war (or the one before that, or the one before that), the Pentagon has been pitching multimillion-dollar interceptors (gift link) at six-figure Iranian drones.
Ukraine knows how to intercept and destroy a Shad-136 drone for about $1000 with an AI equipped drone. They also have other methods to down drones, including laser weapons. They are currently the experts in this technology and are assisting our middle East allies with it right now. Shahed 136 drones cost about $20 to $30 thousand. Cheaper than the average car in the US.
Cheaper than my car, for sure. Last I looked it was good for about $1,500. We orter be tossing 2005 Subaru Foresters at the enemy. And by “the enemy,” I don’t mean Venezuela, Iran, or Cuba.
Oh yeah! Well I have a good old broken down ‘Merican jalopy sitting in my driveway that could use a good toss somewhere. If Petey boy wants to send a Huey over and drop a line I’ll let him have it as a 4400 pound gravity bomb. Smart it ain’t but it sure would make a purdy splat.