We’re finally back to what passes for normal around here.
Herself has returned from Tennessee and Miss Mia Sopaipilla couldn’t be happier. I’m not the person you want to see first thing in the early morning hours, when the Voices are in full throat, roaring for coffee and news, the cacophony just a few decibels short of drowning out the clicking, popping, and squeaking of various OE bits from 1954 announcing their imminent failure. And with the factory warranty long since expired, too.
I lack a certain ruthless efficiency at stupid-thirty. Stack a few extra chores atop my tiny little pile and I am prone to mutter about Sisyphus as the rocks start rolling downhill.
I do manage to achieve some sort of spastic rhythm after a few days catching bad hops in the valley. But it’s not a pretty thing to watch.
Especially for Miss Mia. For openers, I like my coffee black, to match my aura, while Herself will share a dollop of frothy cream from her cuppa. I’ll pour Miss Mia a shot straight from the container, but it’s not the same. So off she goes, stalking from room to room, looking for Herself and that fat mug of cream with just a hint of coffee.
Never you mind that the litter box is cleaned and the water refreshed, food and meds served up, bedding shaken out. These are services, to be expected. It’s the little extras that make the difference between living and merely existing.
Eventually Miss Mia cycles through the Two Stages of Feline Grief: “I want something,” and “Fuck it, I’ll take a nap.”
And then I can finally have my coffee. Black.
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I was never a morning person. Deer season was always painful, getting up in time to trudge deep into the woods before sunrise. You can catch me up at 2 a.m. reading or watching dreck on the computer (A Few Dollars More and Fail Safe were two I discovered on Youtube a couple nights ago) but mornings are for other people. And since 1986, the whitetail are safe from my predations.
Imagine my joy, Back in the Day®, to work a Friday night shift at The New Mexican, go to bed 1-ish, and get up a few hours later to drive somewhere to race the ol’ bikey-bike because there was only one race per annum in Fanta Se. ALbuquerque, Alamogordo, Los Alamos, Las Cruces. … Some mornings there just wasn’t enough coffee in the world.
As a desert rat, I assume 45 years in Arizona qualifies me, I love the mornings. Coffee on the patio waiting for a glimmer of light is how we roll at this joint.
For me, “catching a few bad hops down in the valley” means having unsatisfactory beers down in Tucson.
I object to getting up before God. If S/He hasn’t got the lights on, I figure it’s still sleepytime.
My dogs demand o’stupid thirty to go out and take care of business, bark at neighbors then stand in the laundry room, and demand kibble. In the meantime, the kettle is warming up, and the press is loaded for the wake-up jolt. If properly motivated, a green chile bagel is in the toaster to hit with the cream cheese and take a look at the ABQ Journal.
Sheeyit. Now I want a toasted green chile bagel with cream cheese.
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