‘Worry’

“I thought this was a fan, but it’s not moving and I don’t feel any cooler,” says Miss Mia Sopaipilla.

Another day, another record.

Yesterday’s high of 101° pipped the previous record of 100°, set all the way back in 1944, when America was still fighting fascists rather than electing them.

Every day brings a new high, or a new low, depending upon your perspective.

Now it seems we want to start a pissing match with Brazil. Jaysis H., etc. As if things aren’t already stupid-hot enough around here.

How many Brazillions will that cost us? How many is a Brazillion*, anyway?

* Remember when we thought that guy was as bad as it could ever get?

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