Even if they can’t spell it.
Well.
I’m not sure what he was saying, exactly. But whatever it was, he sure told us.
Masque of the Read Death
Even if they can’t spell it.
Category: Derision
Even if they can’t spell it.
‘I alone can fix it’
Smells worse than Pence’s butt-breath in here.”
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Just ask Adolf Twitler, who got going … to the Führerbunker.
Inside the White House, the mood was bristling with tension. Hundreds of protesters were gathering outside the gates, shouting curses at President Trump and in some cases throwing bricks and bottles. Nervous for his safety, Secret Service agents abruptly rushed the president to the underground bunker used in the past during terrorist attacks.
After his evening in the bunker, Mr. Trump emerged on Saturday morning to boast that he never felt unsafe and vow to sic “vicious dogs” and “ominous weapons” on intruders.
Because of course he did. Right after he changed his underwear.
Wish you weren’t here
“Miley Cyrus plays Pink Floyd?”
All in all, you’re just another shtick in the mall.
Turn turtle
“I would certainly be in favor of allowing states to use the bankruptcy route. It’s saved some cities, and there’s no good reason for it not to be available … My guess is their first choice would be for the federal government to borrow money from future generations to send it down to them now so they don’t have to do that. That’s not something I’m going to be in favor of. Or perhaps they might consider marrying into a wealthy maritime shipping family.” — Mitch McConnell on borrowing to assist state and local governments.*
* Except for that last sentence, which he’s never gonna say out loud the way he did when he was looking for a rich woman to marry.
The Charlie Fox Show
Hm, lessee here:
• “Glitches prevent $1,200 stimulus checks from reaching millions.” (WaPo).
• “Small businesses in despair as fund for government aid runs out.” (NYT)
• “Trump’s ‘Open our country council’ runs into its own opening problems.” (NYT)
• “Clusterfuck: a complex and utterly disordered and mismanaged situation : a muddled mess.” (Merriam-Webster)
