When is a bulletproof vest not a bulletproof vest? When it’s a shroud.
I was gonna make this very argument yesterday, but Kevin Drum did it today, so I don’t gotta.
Looks like Rudy the Putz is getting fitted for those Redi-Mix traveling shoes.
“What the hell is this?”
“It’s a Sicilian message. It means Rudy Giuliani sleeps with the fishes. Which reminds me, any of yis seen Mick Mulvaney lately?”
“Hey, what could I tell you?”
We’ve had “Scarface,” “Joe Bananas,” and “Ice Pick Willie.”
So, whaddaya think Rudy Giuliani’s mob nickname is?
Leave your best guess, and the gun, in comments. But take the cannoli.
Meanwhile, from our No, No, No No No, No, No (Yes) Collusion Department. …
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