The new, bigger-and-better-than-ever (but mostly bigger) Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter jerseys, available now at Voler.
Hey, you! Yeah, you … what are you doing there, with one jaundiced eye on the monitor and the other bleeding gravy into your Cheerios? It’s Black Friday, man! You’re supposed to be duking it out with someone over a two-buck “smart” toaster at Best Buy.
Not into it, hey? What are you, some sort of communist? How about proving your U-nited States of America American™ bona fides by ordering up one of these fine Old Guys Who Get Fat In Winter jerseys? For you, today only, no charge!*
* A small shipping and handling fee of $77 per garment applies.
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November 27, 2015 at 8:08 am |
O’G, I am proud to say that I own both of them! Russ
November 27, 2015 at 8:26 am |
That is some funny shit right there! With your talent, you should be rich and famous instead of hawking jerseys to this motley crew. You should be sitting between Charlie Pierce and Paula Poundstone on the “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” panel. It would make me want to buy one if I already didn’t have one. I know, buy another in case they quit making them.