Stange to see that bumper sticker paired with a Mercedes ML500 ute. There I go stereotyping again.
O’Grady for President. Just serve one term and then retire early! Job is easy sleazy. Think of the speaking fees you could get after you are out of office. And, Herself can retire as soon as you get elected. You couldn’t have a relative working for a government contractor while you’re president. That would be a conflict of interest.
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Or, that one I have. George Papoon for President: He’s Not Insane.
You know his platform: Six inches off the ground so no one falls off! The Guaranteed Annual Year! One Organism, One Vote!
Stange to see that bumper sticker paired with a Mercedes ML500 ute. There I go stereotyping again.
O’Grady for President. Just serve one term and then retire early! Job is easy sleazy. Think of the speaking fees you could get after you are out of office. And, Herself can retire as soon as you get elected. You couldn’t have a relative working for a government contractor while you’re president. That would be a conflict of interest.
I’d have to take a page from Kinky Friedman’s gubernatorial-campaign playbook. But man, I don’t know if I could take all that golf.
Golf courses have everything necessary to be converted to cyclocross tracks.
Kenobi sounds like our only hope.
Edit:
Now that I have parsed the name; “Ken” must mean Kenyan, “ob” must mean Obama, and “i” must mean ISIS. We should ask Alex Jones.
Shhhhh. The walls have ears.