His Lardship on the throne.
Donald the Short-fingered thinks he is the Lizard King (“I can do anything!).
There was a time when “erotic politician” Jim Morrison got in the deep doo-doo for waving his dick around on stage, but that was only rock ’n’ roll, and we liked it. Just part of the act, folks; all in good fun.
This guy actually wants to fuck us. But I don’t see the cops coming anytime soon.
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June 5, 2018 at 7:19 am |
I think the Boy Scout special counsel has different plans. He will lay out carefully documented indictments of money laundering, conspiracy, corruption, campaign finance law violation, obstruction, and even collusion, whatever the hell that is.
June 5, 2018 at 7:19 am |
I’m hoping part of the reason Mueller’s investigation is going so slowly (although, it really isn’t — that’s just our Twitter-induced sense of time) is that he’s trying to lock up Trump before everyone else, nullifying the mass-pardon option
June 5, 2018 at 11:13 am |
Dunno, what do we want here? If Orange Hitler ends up wearing an orange prison jumpsuit PENCE takes over. OH just pretends he’s some sort of savior – PENCE thinks God talks to him. OH made a shrewd choice in the guy who looks like TV’s “Cotton Hill” (but taller) as if he goes, we get Pence..and if Pence goes (right now at least) we get Eddie Munster, Speaker of the House. Gawd help us all!
June 5, 2018 at 12:51 pm |
It’s douchebags all the way down, for sure. Not turtles.
And whichever one happens to occupy the Oval Office will continue stripping the Republic for salable parts, the way meth-heads will rip out the walls of a flop to get to the copper plumbing.
June 6, 2018 at 6:37 am |
I think the only short-term (before 2020) strategy is to take over the House and Senate to minimize the damage these grifters can do until they’re tossed out…and then prosecuted for their crimes. Interesting how ol’ Paulie Manafort(e) needs to tamper with witnesses despite the whole RussiaGate (that’s what they call it here in Italy) thing being a hoax.
June 6, 2018 at 6:54 am |
That Manafort is a real piece of work. Another con man like his boss. But his boss makes him look like a real poseur when it comes to laundering Russian oligarch money through real estate. I think that is why the dumpster is so upset right now about the Mueller probe. Mueller is into his finances, and the dumpster said early on that was a red line.
June 6, 2018 at 9:32 am |
Yep, how can that guy not be a Sicilian mobster? Paolo Manaforte was probably his given name and he’d be “Paulie Stronghands” in a Sopranos TV episode.
Meanwhile, Orange Hitler’s just a mobster.