The Thing on the Doorstep.
On the way out, we may hope.
This is the scariest Halloween I can remember.
Thank Cthulhu so many people voted early. Only the Great Old Ones know what the sluggards are likely to do come Tuesday, as they crash hard from Saturday’s sugar frenzy followed by Sunday’s end to daylight saving time. Probably cast write-in votes for Mars-Wrigley, the Dread Lord of Type-2 Diabetes, or worse, Darth Cheney.
One thing seems pretty certain, though. If we don’t punt the Not-So-Great Pumpkin off the national porch next week, Halloween 2021 will be even scarier. Boogity-boogity-boogity.
He’s not just a Good Old One. He’s a Great Old One.
Tags: Boo-zo the Clown, Cthulhu 2020, Halloween, The Not-So-Great Pumpkin
Mad Blog Media 
November 1, 2020 at 3:27 am |
Democracy, what hasn’t been bought yet, lives or dies next week.
November 1, 2020 at 5:57 am |
It’s like waiting for some sort of Bizarro World Christmas, isn’t it? With Rod Serling playing Santa.
November 1, 2020 at 7:27 am |
Yep, and it hurts to see where the apathy, ignorance, and greed of our generation has gotten us.