In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs. The people that came in. They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what’s happening in our country. And it’s a shame.
You know how you can tell this is bullshit? Because if it were actually happening, TFG would have a piece of the action, through a shell company incorporated in Delaware with headquarters in Saudi Arabia and a board of directors drawn from Interpol’s Red Notices.
Remember Trump Steaks? Ran out of the money at Aqueduct and straight into your refrigerator.
How much capital would it take to start snapping up struggling animal shelters and add drive-through windows? Poach the Chihuahua that used to shill for Taco Bell? (That’s a cookin’ joke, son!) Better yet, make J.D. Vance wear a Chihuahua suit, see if the hillbilly sonofabitch can generate a little positive cash flow. The dog’s cuter, but Vance is already on the payroll. Put Stephen Miller on the job; he’d deep-fry his own mother if he had one.
Before you could sing a bar of “(How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window?” TFG would have franchises out the wazoo. Most of them along the border, of course. Your customers are your workforce and vice versa. It’s practically a perpetual-motion money machine.
And he’d tell you all about it on TV, too.
Just not as though it were a bad thing.
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You think you’ve heard it all, and then TFG opens his mouth .…
Two things resonating in veterans’ circles:
1) how the guy who wants to be commander-in-chief refuses to take responsibility for anything. Best example was, trying to claim that he tried to get the January 6 crowd to disperse, and 10 seconds later saying, they handed me something told me to read it, so I did
2) How the guy who still has access to raw data and classified intelligence keeps referring to shit he saw on TV as his primary source.
There just ain’t enough buses for this dude to throw people under.
I wonder if he is getting the daily intel brief. If so, they must be sanitizing the hell out if it. Ten years of this asshole is driving the whole fucking country into a ditch. And, all the click bait artists feeding off his cult have to be off their meds.
I think José boxed him out of the briefings, for reasons that should be all too obvious. It would be like giving the Joker a tour of the Batcave.