I don’t know about you folks, but every time a judge wanted to sentence me for something, I had to, like, be in court, an’ shit.
Tell me again about the whole “rule of law” thing. And then show me the tab for treating Nazi Jesus like he was some senile old fool who just “forgot” that he tried to walk out of the store with the whole country in his pocket.
Fuck me. Arlo Guthrie got tossed in the clink and fined $50 for illegally dumping garbage in Stockbridge, Mass. Nazi Jesus took a dump on the entire United States of America and he’ll be cheating on the front nine before noon Florida time.
And come Jan. 20, he’ll take his act on the road, to the White House.
Just another day at Alice’s Restaurant for this guy. He can get anything he wants. Excepting Alice.
Mad Blog Media 
Unconditional discharge just announced. Done. Nothing left to say. Rich folks walk, poor folks do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail awaiting trial.
Also, rich persons get to talk the same lame line of shit to the judge over Zoom.
Exasperatin’, innit?
Not a good day for the Republic.
But we all know what George Carlin said.
Well, at least we’re not on fire in L.A. or learning how to drive in snow in Atlanta.
So we got that going for us, which is nice.
I would’ve enjoyed hearing Carlin’s thoughts on an “unconditional discharge.” Or maybe not.
“Unconditional Discharge” seems to be some sort of spontaneous ejaculation by lawyer stimulation. Just saying.
Go forth and don’t spit in the soup anymore. You know, now that I mentioned it, the boy has pissed off almost everyone. Makes me wonder how much spit he’s eaten or drank over the years.