Are you just jealous cause you can’t afford those walnut cheek implants? I tried stuffing a few golf balls between cheek and teeth and it hurt like hell. First it was breast and lip implants, then buttocks and now cheeks. Damn…rich guys get all the bestest plastic surgery while I’m left just having them carve off pieces of me like a turkey on Thanksgiving. Which BTW will likely be outlawed since there was mention of native peoples over the years and many workers get a paid day off. Can’t have that…
Sheeyit, it’d take more than cheek implants to turn me into that dude. Soul excision, sense-of-right-and-wrongectomy, etc. What kind of chemo kills empathy while enhancing sociopathy?
We’ll never find out. The DOGEbags are laying off all the smarties.
He doesn’t have a dog or cat, picks his nose and eats it, and is so ugly that people turn into stone as he walks by. Men like him sooner or later run up against a hard man, and the results are predictable; he will end up uglier than he already is.
Dude would get punched more often than the pedestrian-crossing button at Tramway and Montgomery if he weren’t surrounded by armed security. You’d think one of them would lose it one day.
“Fuck, no amount of money is worth this shit. …” POW! Etc.
Sometimes people just snap. This guy did it in front of us on Twitter, and half the country was blind to it.
I create a new Twitter account about every six months, let it sit for 24 hours, and then see who is following me without my participation in any discussion. It takes one day to be followed by 30 Russian porn stars, half a dozen Alex Jones wannabees, and various other paramilitary agitators.
The platform is as toxic as Rocky Flats well water. And yet so-called responsible journalists can’t stay off of it.
My theory: Musk wants to be the richest guy in the world, not just the richest guy we know about. And he knows Putin has 10X what the world thinks he has, squirreled away, and didn’t work for one red ruble for it.
Rocky Flats well water. I like that. Just think of all the great chemistry that went on there. Something that just a few inches down, can take your breath away.
Did I tell you that I started my own rocketship company. I’m working on a booster that will launch a paper bag of shit that will hit the front windshield of Musk’s interstellar Tesla. How do you like them apples (that I just ate) Elon ?
I suppose when tweeting with a russian porn star, one my also be queefing?
He shoots. He scores!
BTW, just signed up for 500 Mbps internet service for $82 a month from Allo Fiber. Get it next month. It’s $60 a month less that current cable provider, and they have a local office with real live human beings.
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Are you just jealous cause you can’t afford those walnut cheek implants? I tried stuffing a few golf balls between cheek and teeth and it hurt like hell. First it was breast and lip implants, then buttocks and now cheeks. Damn…rich guys get all the bestest plastic surgery while I’m left just having them carve off pieces of me like a turkey on Thanksgiving. Which BTW will likely be outlawed since there was mention of native peoples over the years and many workers get a paid day off. Can’t have that…
Sheeyit, it’d take more than cheek implants to turn me into that dude. Soul excision, sense-of-right-and-wrongectomy, etc. What kind of chemo kills empathy while enhancing sociopathy?
We’ll never find out. The DOGEbags are laying off all the smarties.
He doesn’t have a dog or cat, picks his nose and eats it, and is so ugly that people turn into stone as he walks by. Men like him sooner or later run up against a hard man, and the results are predictable; he will end up uglier than he already is.
Dude would get punched more often than the pedestrian-crossing button at Tramway and Montgomery if he weren’t surrounded by armed security. You’d think one of them would lose it one day.
“Fuck, no amount of money is worth this shit. …” POW! Etc.
Sometimes people just snap. This guy did it in front of us on Twitter, and half the country was blind to it.
I create a new Twitter account about every six months, let it sit for 24 hours, and then see who is following me without my participation in any discussion. It takes one day to be followed by 30 Russian porn stars, half a dozen Alex Jones wannabees, and various other paramilitary agitators.
The platform is as toxic as Rocky Flats well water. And yet so-called responsible journalists can’t stay off of it.
My theory: Musk wants to be the richest guy in the world, not just the richest guy we know about. And he knows Putin has 10X what the world thinks he has, squirreled away, and didn’t work for one red ruble for it.
That’s interesting. I might try that myself.
I never did kill my Twatter account; I just quit using it … uh, when? New Year’s Eve 2016? It might not even exist anymore.
But shit, I never get to chat up any Russian porn stars on Bluesky. Might be worth a shot.
I had to look up queef. Quite an appropriate use. I probably won’t add it to my daily vocabulary.
Yeah, it’s a great word, but not one you want to have to define IRL to your pastor, child, or 92-year-old grandma with a heart condition.
Rocky Flats well water. I like that. Just think of all the great chemistry that went on there. Something that just a few inches down, can take your breath away.
Did I tell you that I started my own rocketship company. I’m working on a booster that will launch a paper bag of shit that will hit the front windshield of Musk’s interstellar Tesla. How do you like them apples (that I just ate) Elon ?
I suppose when tweeting with a russian porn star, one my also be queefing?
Rocky Flats well water! It’s a breath mint! A laxative! Turn your spouse into a night light!
He shoots. He scores!
BTW, just signed up for 500 Mbps internet service for $82 a month from Allo Fiber. Get it next month. It’s $60 a month less that current cable provider, and they have a local office with real live human beings.