Say, when did Ralph Spoilsport open a White House dealership?
Man, they really do it in the road at their West Gomorrah location. Let’s just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneeze-through wind vent, star-studded mudguards, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air-conditioned factory. It’s a beautiful car, friend, with doors to match! Birch’s Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, only two-ninety-five hundred dollars, in easy monthly payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays. …
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Sounds like a white house press con ference.
Hawking his largest campaign donor’s cars on the people’s house driveway. Yea, I’m going to buy, really felon much is just going to give it to me, this bright red electric car. I can buy one, but the gummint better forget about buying them some. That is real classy with a full demonstration of maga ethics on display. Best administration money can buy.
“Con”-ference. Haw. I see what you did there. …
I’m thinking this administration is really fucked up. Helping the world’s richest man shill cars? You can’t make this shit up.
Well, at least these two dopers haven’t gone full Cheech and Chong on us. Yet. Only with ketamine and Adderall instead of weed.
Selling the finest in new used and used used cars in the city of Emphysema.
“Now hold it right there!”
“Glad to! Now I think I’ll hold it over here.”
Not every day I can open up to a full Firesign Theatre album! But it isn’t quite the same as it was at my cousin’s Elmwood Ave. flat in Buffalo, 1972, with all of us stoned.
I still have a ton of Firesign and their related projects on vinyl. One of these days I need to invest in a decent turntable.
I still have a turntable, but haven’t even unboxed my record collection since moving from Bombtowne to Fanta Se.
Well, they got that right. The President of the United States IS named Schicklgruber!
“That’s America, buddy! just remember — Abraham Lincoln didn’t die in vain; he died in
Washington, D.C.”
Sure glad my car isn’t a red model S. It would probably have bullet holes in it by now, and that model isn’t even “bulletproof.”
One of the local Democratic kingpins who drafted Herself into the party’s service has a blue Tesla; not sure which model. I haven’t seen her in a while, and wonder whether she’s added one of those “No Elon/Bought Before Elon Went Crazy” decals to the thing.
I need one for mine, actually. 😉