Thanks to His Excremency King Piggy the Sticky-fingered, Despoiler of Poorboxes and Underage Girls, it is now possible for a 71-year-old cyclist with zero upper body to grip $150 worth of groceries in the left hand — yes, the one with the two dislocated digits — while opening the hatch of the Forester with the right.
Small wonder he croaked all the offshore wind farms. We have all the ill wind we need and then some.
If I’d known how my Golden Years would turn out, I’d have acquired more gold.
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Love me a Chico bag, including the ACA ones, and have them stashed in the car and travel bags.
As far as that needle dick bug fucker is concerned, our congress in a coma (stolen from NPR) better wake up and strap on their impeachment tools before it’s too late.
As Steve Goodman phrased the matter years back, 40 pounds of beans and rice make me a regular fella!
Ah, there’s another one I’d like to have back. He and John Prine and far too many others left us too soon.