Honky if you love freedumb

Cletus don't got nothin' against no Negroes. He thinks ever'body should own one.

Cletus don’t got nothin’ against no Negroes. He thinks ever’body should own one.

Oh, Lord, the air must be thin up there in Dumbass Mountain, Nevada, where the peckerwood forest grows.

It’s not bad enough that we must endure the comedy stylings of Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus, Grand Wazoo* of the Holy Sheet Brotherhood & Posse Comatose.

No, we must hear from his daughter, too.

The wingnut didn’t fall too far from the tree there, now, did it?

I’m old enough to remember when we used to call people who stole things “criminals,” not “patriots,” and those who defended the practice by force of arms, “dead criminals,” or at the very least, “jailbirds.”

The times, she do change.

* And yes, I did manage to find a way to work in a cheap Frank Zappa gag there. Thanks for noticing.


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23 Responses to “Honky if you love freedumb”

  1. khal spencer Says:

    It gets weird when you cannot tell real news from The Onion. But I did recognize that Blazing Saddles still photo. On the other hand, back then you could tell parody from reality. Nowdays….ugh.

  2. Steve O Says:

    This is the guy that owes $1.2 million to the government for grazing his livestock on federal lands?

    Through no choice of my own, I know half a dozen guys like this, guys who swear they are conservatives but are mooching off of federal land or federal programs, and don’t see the hypocrisy when it’s staring them in the face.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      Couple questions I haven’t seen addressed yet (though I confess I’m only marginally paying attention to this one): (a) how this comedy dragged on for 20 years before anybody noticed, and (2) whether this bozo has been paying his income tax to them consarned feddle gover’meddlers he doesn’t believe in.

      I suspect some time-serving middle-management types are getting an earful from higher-higher about making Uncle look like a pussy on the electrical teevee machine, as Mr. Pierce calls it.

      • Steve O Says:

        // (a) how this comedy dragged on for 20 years before anybody noticed //

        Because there are thousands just like him. Only get caught when they get too big or shoot their mouth off. Maybe we could pull one or two drones off of terrorist eradication duty and take some pix of those who are using BLM space and not reporting it. It’s still, literally, the Wild West out there.

  3. Steve O Says:

    It’s bad enough that major news outlets will quote some 16-year-old pimple faced blogger as an excuse or to get some extremist point of view on the air, but now they’re quoting this chucklehead’s inbred, six toed, room-temp-IQ’d daughter’s Facebook posts?

    If George Orwell did acid, he couldn’t make this up.

  4. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Funny, I thought everyone was using old Cliven. And, his daughter was bright enough to reason out that Fux news and the curly top senator were just trying to increase their ratings. She is one bright bulb, and I bet she votes too. Scary shit. I wish Carlin was around to comment on this latest “news.” All the reasons I need to open the bar. If you guys are close by, the beer is free until it runs out.

  5. Pat O'Brien Says:

  6. Dale Says:

    Maybe we should give Nevada back to Mexico, and they should give it back to…

  7. Larry T. Says:

    I often drive through this nut-job country from Interbike in Lost Wages to St. George, UT to visit my father. As I race past I’ve often wondered “what kind of knuckleheads would live out here?” Now, thanks to Faux News…I know. This clown is as full-of-it as that ass-hat preacher in FL who burned the Korans. I guess it’s OK for white folks to mooch off the rest of us, but these bigots don’t want any people of color getting food stamps, etc? You all know what my wife says…..

  8. bromasi Says:

    “Oh, Lord, the air must be thin up there in Dumbass Mountain, Nevada, where the peckerwood forest grows.”O’god that is so funny,I almost fell off my bar stool, Thank You

  9. Sharon Says:

    I’m glad this nut is from Nevada instead of Texas. We have enough of his kind here. It’s scary when they are deluded into thinking they are among “their own people” and start ranting their true inner thoughts. But then also, you wonder how many really think like him and they hide it. I had hoped that the generation of my grandparents might be the last with this kind of thinking, but this guy is more my parents’ age.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      We have ’em here, too, Sharon. I think I’ve mentioned that the first resurgence of the KKK in Colorado since the 1930s or thereabouts was right here in Bibleburg. It was David Duke’s outfit then, and I interviewed him by phone and some of his local boys at a Denny’s off South Circle and I-25.

      Duke was all suit and tie and talking “separation” instead of “segregation,” as if there were a significant difference. His boyos were more along the lines of this Nevada yahoo — big mouths wired to tiny brains that couldn’t understand why everyone didn’t feel the way they did.

    • Pat O'Brien Says:

      The have them in Ukraine too. You know, the guys with masks on taking over government building.

  10. veloben Says:

    Reality doesn’t even get the Lantern Rouge.

  11. mountainhigh10200 Says:

    You can not fix stupid. Thin air has nothing to do with it.

  12. Pat O'Brien Says:

    Maybe Sterling will give Bundy a job supplying beef for the Clippers. That way he can ensure the players will not unknowingly ingest clenbuterol thus preventing any positive tests from the NBA’s stringent drug testing program.

  13. Dale Says:

    I think it’s time to listen to all my old Firesign Theater records (yes records) again. There’s only Bozos on this bus.

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