Jesus H. Christ, how does Sen. Babbleyap McCrankypants (R-Off My Lawn) keep getting on TV? You’d get a smarter interview from a plastic plant at a nursing home. Or a sack of hair outside a barbershop that caters to the feeble-minded. Or a bag of Chinese hammers at Walmart.
You get the idea.
This bellicose plastic sack of wet war dreams never met a meat grinder he didn’t want to stuff someone else’s kid into. You could scrape enough stupid off his dumb ass to make a six-pack of Louie Gohmerts with enough left over for two Scientologists, a Fox News anchor and the DMV of your choice.
And I would like nothing better than to see some deceased grunt’s mom give him a roundhouse dick-punch with a roll of Kennedy half-dollars in her fist, just plain pop him like the pimple he is. Arizona and the nation would be better served by a Magic 8-Ball full of old Pat Buchanan columns.
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Damn Pat, don’t hold back, tell us how you really feel. BTW, I agree with you 100%
Can’t help it, I’m shy.
It really is difficult to understand why McCrankypants, being a ‘Nam vet and a POW to boot, thinks that the solution to every global conflict is for us to drop billions of dollars and thousands of lives into the middle of things.
Maybe McCain is still angry that he spent several years in the Hanoi Hilton for a war that never should have been fought. Rather than not want to send someone else’s kid into that meat grinder, he seems to want to corner the market on meat grinders.
Shit, when I saw the NY Times the last few days with those crazies zeroing in on Baghdad, all I could think of was “deja vu all over again”. Being old enough to have watched the fall of Saigon as the hapless and unmotivated ARVN collapsed like a punctured balloon, this seems eerily familiar.
Remember the helicopters getting shoved off the carriers and into the drink? I can’t imagine what it must feel like to answer the call, do your bit, and see it all go straight into the shitter.
And worse, to hear these REMFs screeching for more young asses to be fed into the blades while they occupy the moral high ground on the Sunday shows. Jesus wept.
REMF. I haven’t seen or heard that acronym in a long time.
Rear Echilon Mother Fucker. No kidding, brah.
Just hadn’t heard it in 44 years Khal. Since I was on a firebase (Buttons), I was not a REMF.
REMF? I had never heard it before, actually. Turned 18 in 1972 as stuff was winding down and drew a really safe lottery number at any rate. My experience of Vietnam consisted in reading about it (Bright, Shining Lie, Vietnam: A History, David Halberstam’s reports, etc) and watching Walker Cronkite.
So I wasn’t even a REMF. Glad you made it home.
found this.
Thanks Khal. One big lesson I learned over there was that war is a great way to totally screw up a beautiful country, for generations.
Their country and ours too, I suspect.
In the rear, with the gear.
Darn OG, you have a way with words. Eloquence I say, eloquence! If I ever run for office I’m hiring you as my speech writer.
We’ll both spend a lot of time on YouTube, methinks, Ira.
Excellent!!
Now that is a RANT from the maestro. Bravo!
McLame still can’t believe that Obama whipped his ass. He’s delusional.
What do you call the guy who graduates last in his class at med school? Doctor.
What do you call the guy who graduates last in his class at Annapolis but has a shit load of admirals in his family tree? Senator.
Dude lost 5 aircraft during his run in uniform. I’ve challenged everyone I know to show me another fixed wing aviator who lost more than 2 (not counting test pilots). I always thought the military was one of the best examples of a meritocracy. But every system has exceptions.
I think he was sixth from the bottom, but that is close enough.
I don’t think he gives a shit that Obama beat him. I think he’s still pissed that Bush beat him in 2000. By the time we went to the polls in 2008, he was praying the voters would save him from four years with that loony tunes running mate.
Robert A. Heinlein, another Annapolis grad, had an apt description of tools like McSame: “Wants what he wants when he wants it, and thinks it constitutes a natural law.”
Great rant! They say McInsane is one of the prickliest a-holes out there, never forgetting any sort of slight..so he’s still big-time pissed off about losing the White House to the Kenyan-Muslim who wants to destroy ‘Murica. I think torture messed up his brain?
They’ve been saying he was an a-hole since plebe year at USNA. Roomies called him McNasty.
Is there anything worse on God’s green earth than an officer’s kid? I mean, shit, look at me.
Difference is, you didn’t apply to the Air Force Academy. I assume that, anyway, PoG.
BTW, I applied for an Annapolis appointment, but missed the deadline. I was a lazy sack of shit even in high school.
Hate to say it, but you right. The Guy set out Nam in a hotel. They should have bagged him.
Just another career politician, with a pedigree, who think his ideas are the best and everyone else is wrong. Add in big donors who pull his strings, his obvious hatred of Obama, his disdain for the voter, an enormous ego, a wife who probably cut him off from the cash from the sellout of the American Anheiser/Busch to Inbev, and jowls big enough to stash a whole winter’s supply of nuts, and you have the makings of a perfect congressional puppet. Maybe the 33% of registered voters in Arizona that identify as independents will get rid of him next time around. Or, he will just die at his desk.
The DMVs if the world would like a word. Otherwise a’yup.
Quite the finish to the Dauphine. Was channel surfing last night and noticed we got it on NBC Sports. I thought Talansky was going to fall off his bike if he had to go another 100 meters. Contador dithered and Talansky won. Froome was dropped like a cement block.
Saw it live on TV here in Italy. Great win for Talansky and nice to see an American guy at the front who doesn’t seem to have rumors of dodgy behavior swirling around him. We started watching just when Skeleton and Pistolero were doing their, “After you. No, after you, I insist:” routine. Then we realized Talansky was up the road and started thinking this could be very interesting. Probably more interesting than Le Beeg Shew will be next month!
I saw that little exchange too and thought the two of them were having a serious lack of appreciation for the obvious threat, or didn’t take the bunch up the road seriously. I kept expecting Talansky to get out of the saddle in the last kilometer and try to bury everybody behind him, but I guess he knew what he had left in the tank. It worked.
Well, maybe Mclame is taking the week off. Seems Graham has taken over. Please send the lady with the sock and roll of Kennedy half dollars to see him. As soon as we announce joint military operations with Iran, we can watch them roll around on the ground, kick their feet, and hold their breath.
“Fainting Couch” Graham. Who the hell votes for this guy? HTH does he (like McInsane) keep getting elected?
Cause they will let us keep our guns, protect social security, secure the border, and keep us the greatest nation in the history or mankind! At least that’s what they say every time the come out of the gate. And the voters, well, you know what your wife says!
In the meantime, Chaney and his spawn are at it again with their latest hate filled tirade on Obama. Seems they think the Chaney doctrine in Iraq worked just fine. Guess they think the voters will buy that, again. Again, you know what your wife says.
As American as M-16’s, drum magazines, Jeebus, and apple pie.
Damn, I misspelled his name. Should I fix it? Nah.