
“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
This is the first thing one learns in law school. Or so it seems to me, anyway.
And it dollars up on the hoof right smart, too.
You may think of Jeffrey as just another wrinkled weenie on the roller grill in the Devil’s 7-Eleven, but lawyers have been dining out on him for years, and the feast ain’t over yet.
The lawyers in Congress have demanded that his files be released, and the lawyers in the Justice Department have been (and still are) cherry-picking them with a liberal application of the black Magic Marker, which means the elected ambulance-chasers may bring obstruction-of-justice charges, contempt charges, or even impeachments, which would cause the executive shysters to hire top-shelf mouthpieces of their own, and you didn’t exactly have to be brilliant to see this bullshit coming, though you do have to foot the bill.
Merry Christmas. No, don’t unwrap that box. We’ve got the receipts, but they won’t take it back.

“National security”. Right. Sure.
The Chinese dudes who hacked Epstein’s videocam arrays chuckle. “Barn door locked. But we have horse.”
Did anyone think that it was going to be a clean and total release as required by the law? Seriously? This asshole and his minions are an open book. After that speech the other night, the only thing more entertaining that this epstein shit show will be the 25th amendment food fight when vance decides he doesn’t want to wait until 2028. Coming soon to cable news near you.
It is the hee, and also the haw, to be sure. Piggy has a Holy Trinity, all right: Money, Pussy, and Sue Me. The Epstein files fall under all three.
That’s funny right there!