‘He Wore a Yellow Bracelet’

I hear Big Tex is circlin’ them yaller wagons a his’ns. The Testosterone Apatches mus’ be on the warpath.


24 Responses to “‘He Wore a Yellow Bracelet’”

  1. khal spencer Says:

    And this: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2012/10/17/nike-knows-lance-armstrong-lied-christine-brennan-livestrong-usada/1638565/

  2. Jeff Cozad Says:

    I bet Big Tex, aka He Who Must Not Be Named is singing this:

    • khal spencer Says:

      One of my favorite songs. Me suspects that TCWSNBN has probably gone through a lot of his lawyers and money. Guns might be inappropriate here.

    • Patrick O'Grady Says:

      One of my faves too, along with “Excitable Boy.” And the shit is only starting to hit the fan. Nike has thrown Big Tex over the side and RatShack may have done likewise; the Times of London may sue to recover a payout over a 2004 article; SCA Promotions is likely to want its $7.5 million bonus back; who knows how many other shoes are out there waiting to be dropped.

      • Jeff Cozad Says:

        Would Mr. Trek Please Come To The Yellow Courtesy Phone? Mr. Trek to the yellow courtesy phone…

      • Jeff Cozad Says:

        Yeah… A few of us in a private email chain figure that the Sunday Time & SCA Promotions re-claw will turn out to be in $20 million range given interest and legal fees.

      • Patrick O'Grady Says:

        $20 million here, $20 million there, and before you know it you’re talking about some real money for a guy whose 2010 income was estimated at $21 million. It’s gonna be a long slog, watching the zopilotes pick the tidbits off this carcass.

    • brokenlinkjournalism Says:

      I would think that this is a better Warren song for TCWSNBN today, tomorrow and next decade:

      He will now have time to play golf in the afternoon…

    • Steve O Says:

      Dude told Hamilton that he slept well at night. Well, I’m not losing any sleep wondering about that.

  3. Larry T. Says:

    Where’s the cartoon showing the rats jumping off the SS BigTex? They stick around as long as the incoming cashflow is good, but as soon as it appears that may be negatively impacted – they’re outta there! Will that Wisconsin bike company be next? While I wish no ill on the cancer foundation, it would kind of be karma to see BigTex sued back down to the white-trash punk he was before his sociopathic and fraudulent behavior began. The only ones I truly feel sorry for in this is his poor kids…imagine having a Dad like that.

  4. khal spencer Says:

    I don’t know about anyone else here, but if TCWSNBN had just fessed’ up along with all the others, I’d not be so sour on the guy. The rottenness was bigger than one man and it pre-dated his glory years.

    Rather than stubbornly expecting the Red Army to retreat back to Moscow, Tex should have helped clean up the mess. Sorry, Tex, but Steiner ain’t going to mount no counterattack. Someone needs to make a Lance version of this one:

  5. Richard Long Says:

    “…buyer’s remorse???”
    This is almost NSFW material

  6. pablopinchasso Says:


  7. Tom Says:

    Toss your yellow bracelet
    ‘hind the old oak tree
    it’s been 3 long years
    since you had to pee
    if you don’t toss that bracelet
    ‘hind the old oak tree
    I’ll get on the bike
    Forget about Nike
    And put the blame on thee
    If we don’t toss our bracelets
    ‘hind that ollllllld oaaaaaaak treeeeeeee!!!!!

    Now and then, you’ve got to miss Tony Orlando, if not Dawn.

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