Should’ve given the feckin’ eejit his prize.
That lightweight bitch-slap to his tiny puckered hole of a mouth, coupled with The Supremes 86ing (well, 6-3ing) his insane tariffs scheme, and finally the shit ratings for his impromptu “Dope-rah” skit — a.k.a. the State of the Union — pretty much guaranteed he was going to pull the trigger on another half-baked, open-ended Charlie Fox in Iran so he can feel better about his poorly hung, pants-shitting, Adderall-addled, senile old self.
“Operation Fucking Shit Up: This Time We Mean It!” will annihilate Iran’s nuclear program, which was annihilated in the last go-round, except, oops, not. Bonus: It makes Congress look even more like Blanche DuBois and has every journo in the world working on a weekend.
Some people voted for this shit. Not me.
If I were running Cuba I might think about applying to become our 51st state — well, 52nd, behind Venezuela. Maybe 53rd if Mexico’s as quick on the draw as they were with “El Mencho.”
But that’s no guarantee of safety. Hair Füror has already shown he’s OK with invading U.S. territory and killing U.S. citizens if no one else is handy.
Incoming, baby. Duck and cover.
Mad Blog Media 
Let’s have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let’s have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let’s have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let’s have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
(excerpts from the song authored by Le Ving, of the band Fear)
Rock ’n’ roll!
Bored Of Peace? Try Operation Epstein Fury
Dude is more trouble dead than he was alive.
and of course this operation won’t cost us a dime. Several hundred million but not one dime.
Isn’t Mexico paying for all this? They paid for The Big, Beautiful Wall, yeah? No? I’m so confused. …
Look at the shiny shit over there while I keep the shredder and the delete key busy over here. Innocents killed, again? Biden did it.
“Hi, and welcome to another stone-cold episode of Shiny Object Theatre, where the bodies are never hot!”
Forgot to mention it earlier, but my man Fintan O’Toole has some thoughts (gift link) about how monarchies and the colonies have been handling the Epstein Affair.
His book “We Don’t Know Ourselves: A Personal History of Modern Ireland” is a great read.
I find it strange that all the government information is coming out on X and truth social. Social media sites who are not official government communications channels. I wonder who is making money from the millions of hits generated by these messages and videos? No conflict of interest there, right? These tech brats and con men think we are stupid. Well, are we? My social media use is limited to right here at the Mad Dog pickle barrel. But, I am not the majority of the American public that are hooked on the digital fentanyl.
It may have been Lance Armstrong who taught everyone that nothing good can come from speaking to the press. Broadcast your own bullshit and decline all interviews until/unless you decide you need to come clean. On your own terms, of course.
I still shun social media. I don’t have enough daylight to burn as it is. Trying to get an episode of Radio Free Dogpatch out this week has so far been an exercise in time/ambient noise management and general futility. The delightful weather and Beelzebozo’s Blitzkrieg were not exactly helpful, either.