Should’ve given the feckin’ eejit his prize.
That lightweight bitch-slap to his tiny puckered hole of a mouth, coupled with The Supremes 86ing (well, 6-3ing) his insane tariffs scheme, and finally the shit ratings for his impromptu “Dope-rah” skit — a.k.a. the State of the Union — pretty much guaranteed he was going to pull the trigger on another half-baked, open-ended Charlie Fox in Iran so he can feel better about his poorly hung, pants-shitting, Adderall-addled, senile old self.
“Operation Fucking Shit Up: This Time We Mean It!” will annihilate Iran’s nuclear program, which was annihilated in the last go-round, except, oops, not. Bonus: It makes Congress look even more like Blanche DuBois and has every journo in the world working on a weekend.
Some people voted for this shit. Not me.
If I were running Cuba I might think about applying to become our 51st state — well, 52nd, behind Venezuela. Maybe 53rd if Mexico’s as quick on the draw as they were with “El Mencho.”
But that’s no guarantee of safety. Hair Füror has already shown he’s OK with invading U.S. territory and killing U.S. citizens if no one else is handy.
Incoming, baby. Duck and cover.
Mad Blog Media 
Let’s have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let’s have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let’s have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let’s have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
(excerpts from the song authored by Le Ving, of the band Fear)
Rock ’n’ roll!
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Dude is more trouble dead than he was alive.
and of course this operation won’t cost us a dime. Several hundred million but not one dime.
Isn’t Mexico paying for all this? They paid for The Big, Beautiful Wall, yeah? No? I’m so confused. …
Look at the shiny shit over there while I keep the shredder and the delete key busy over here. Innocents killed, again? Biden did it.
“Hi, and welcome to another stone-cold episode of Shiny Object Theatre, where the bodies are never hot!”